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On my ride earlier, on a quiet farm track through open farmland, a long way from any buildings,and without any obvious sight or sound of anyone camping, the aroma of fried onions wafted through the nostrils.
Was nearly at the end of the ride, and was getting a little bit Hank, so maybe it was an olfactory imagination, but it was clearly there, the very clear smell of fried onions.
I stopped, sniffed and looked around me, but no obvious sign of the source.
So, what could it have been?
Some people who don't shower frequently sometimes smell like onions...
Morning farts after eating a lot of fried onions.
I reckon it was James Martin doing a BBQ for his racing driver mate in the next farm.. he lives your way doesn’t he?
Or the local chicken farm...
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Fried shallots
Or Boycie’s aftershave?
Do you have a 1980s porn star 'tache? Could be a clingon bit of fried onion waftin its way up a nostril
Sauteed onions
The OP’s top lip
I reckon it was James Martin doing a BBQ for his racing driver mate in the next farm.. he lives your way doesn’t he?
Was ten miles or so for home, so wasn't them!
Do you have a 1980s porn star ‘tache?
Obviously. It's impeccably clean, however.
Wild garlic?
Hot dog stand
Or you were having a stroke
from that link above
In each film of Powell's this romantic urge sports a different livery- co-existing with the everyday and with an only mildly pusillanimous humour - the Heavenly Messenger is always heralded by the smell of fried onions
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the Heavenly Messenger
Best euphemism for a fart yet.
The elevators at my workplace always seem to smell of fried onions.
The elevators
Gee dude! the elevators? Can you smell them from the yard?
(ps. CFH - B.O., it's B.O.)
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Double, double
2,4- 2,5- and 3,4-dimethylthiophenes
Fried onion rings?
We'll have to wait and see.
Fried onion crisps.
We hope it's chips, it's chips.