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Oooh it’ll be digital, print, lifetime and free members isn’t it?
so who gets black then?
Black icons matter...
Ooh, colours?
We can upload profile pics too...
Quick check to see what colour I get...
...green!
So, what do they all mean? Is it like Star Trek where the reds won't be around for long?
Just seeing what colour I am
Does red mean danger! Looks suspiciously at footflaps.
Genuinely curious to know what we're all supposed to do with this new info about each other?
Obviously, it's of enormous use to STW Towers but why do we need it?
Will I get greenshamed? *
*Or is it yellowshamed? The colour blind amongst us are having a bit of trouble here.
just checking....
Edit: Blue or turquoise whatever that means??
Red - owns bike.
Turquoise - rides bike.
Grey - rides bike down mountains.
Black - rides bike up AND down mountains.
Green - sponges bike from someone else.
oooh. I'm a .....
I'm thinking someone's asked for a decent quoting mechanism ...
Squirrel!
so who gets black then?
Heroes... like you.
Hmmmm
We can upload profile pics too…
Yeah, but there is a 953.7MB limit on image size
Everyone else seeing the 'Like' button?
Finally!
*likes*
Red – Forum posts are mostly hot and interesting topics
Turquoise – Forum posts are mostly of a pornographic nature (it’s not turquoise it’s blue)
Grey – Forum posts are about as exciting as John Major
Black – Never posts in the forum
Green – Posts of a distasteful, nauseating nature
Do we know the code then?
Everyone else seeing the ‘Like’ button?
We've had that in the Red forum for ages cap'n
Everyone else seeing the ‘Like’ button?
No. And FFS Why????
It's obviously to show who your favourite one of the Avengers is.
#teamhulk
Of course us silvers get to see the posts of the lesser colours in diminishing font sizes. Green's at about 2 pitch.
Actually it's useful. Just realised I hadn't paid for my subscription renewal.
whitestone
Free Member
Everyone else seeing the ‘Like’ button?
No. And FFS Why????
It's just above the post count.
Silver?
My arse, it's grey*
*I'm seeing the Doctor next week.
When I set the colour in my profile I only see grey, turquoise, purple, green and red. Is black reserved?
I quickly added a random photo on my profile thinking it would replace my icon... it hasn't.
I only see grey, turquoise, purple, green and red
I think grey is black... discuss...
So what will it be? The "special" one I do hope......
So what colour are the great unwashed?
Ie the freeloaders? Black, like their dead hearts?
So you can change it?
Actually it’s useful. Just realised I hadn’t paid for my subscription renewal.
Can't be the case? I'm premier, paid and blue.
Testing.....
EDIT Blue. Damn! I wanted green
sub lapsed.
Yes.
£50 pp gift and I'll show you how.
Kryters
Can’t be the case? I’m premier, paid and blue.
Digital only?
And it's not blue. 🙂
Can’t be the case?
Maybe your colour changes real quick once you renew?
Has the "fancy editor" option always been there?
Does red mean danger
What will WCA be then?
aaand this is what the subs are paying for now.
Red – Forum posts are mostly hot and interesting topics
hmm, looks at own colour, looks at posts...nope, not so!
So this will be a thread of postings just to see what colours we have?
Yup.
sub lapsed.
Nope, in subscription, next payment due December.
It’s just above the post count.
Are you viewing the site via mobile? I'm on desktop (Chrome on Mac) and there's no like button/icon.
It's all just random. Mark & Co are now pissing themselves with laughter at us plebs all excited by a few colours. Bit like the Greek Gods in a cheap B Movie interfering in the lives of mortals for the shits n giggles
aaand this is what the subs are paying for now.
Not yours though, obvs.
Is it just me or do the red ones look like a baboons arsehole?
Quite appropriate, I think.
It’s all just random. Mark & Co are now pissing themselves with laughter at us plebs all excited by a few colours. Bit like the Greek Gods in a cheap B Movie interfering in the lives of mortals for the shits n giggles
OMG is my webcam on right now? 🙂
and...
turquoise
whitestone
Free Loader.
It’s just above the post count.
Are you viewing the site via mobile? I’m on desktop (Chrome on Mac) and there’s no like button/icon.
Ah, I'm viewing it via a VIC 20 emulator on Dreamcast.
It's above the post count, just next to the Audi/VW selector.
OMG is my webcam on right now?
Yep, we're all utterly entranced watching you not fix all the other broken stuff.
As long as I'm not a semi-member.
I'm not sure I appreciate being called a member of any kind
Ooh, Gandalf the grey.
For the benefit of the select couple of arses making sarky comments, this is a part of a bigger change.
Pics seem to be working on profiles…. Or were they working anyway?!😮
Yes, it was fixed a few months ago.
Has the “fancy editor” option always been there?
For years now, since the last major upgrade. It was the cause of all the spurious <div> <span> markup so it was made optional rather than the default.
What have I done just over half of?
Your total number of posting credits. Don't waste the others.
I'm assuming that's profile details?
select couple of baboon arses
FTFY
By the way, the much-missed 'make a post, get refreshed on the previous thread page' feature appears to be back (chrome etc).
What have I done just over half of?
Filled in your profile info.
So now the text has change to Free/Full member. So you can see the cheap skates in green, presumably blue is digital only as thats me, green is Mag subscription, grey and red are mysteriously special in some way.
Go on then what colour am I?
Edit: Don't believe it. I've been here before the "great Hack" but I've only completed 20% of Singletrack. Gonna have to flounce off now, hopefully that will get me upgraded to at least 30%. Is it a ban for full 100% completion 😂
Ah, cheers Cougar.... Shows how often I look in there.Lol
Your total number of posting credits.
Oh crap.
I started that bloody Brexit thread...
presumably blue is digital only as thats me
It's not really blue, is it?
Your total number of posting credits.
At last, a big hitter insignia. 🙂
Also, it's NOT blue, guys, it's definitely turquoise!
What have I done just over half of?
sticking down your screen protector?
EDIT - green
I think the blue bar in profile is,erm, how much of your profile is completed.
Bloody Flashheart is Green! Thats how he can afford all though tasteless shoes, by saving his Subs money.
What a disgrace.
For the benefit of the select couple of arses making sarky comments
In my defence, it is kinda my default setting.
I think the blue bar in profile is,erm, how much of your profile is completed.
That's what I thought, but I've added a couple of things, and its still 60%.
Or do you mean the profile 'they' are compiling?
Consider me thinking...
And....
Blooooo
So this will be a thread of postings just to see what colours we have?
no
Ok. Yes
I'm wearing my colour with pride.

For the benefit of the select couple of arses making sarky comments, this is a part of a bigger change.
Ah. STW gone corporate, we aren't seeing the big picture and need to wait for the blue sky thinking to be revealed during a strategic presentation by Chipps on Teams.
Ok. Yes
Duck egg or possibly eau-de-nil
Thank goodness mine isn't turquoise
^^How can people think this colour is blue for goodness sakes!?😠
^^How can people think this colour is blue for goodness sakes!?😠
Windows users, tsk....
Look sheeple, look! This is looking to be a new culture war.
strategic presentation by Chipps on Teams.
Aaaaarrrrgggghh.
Teams. Ffs.
How can people think this colour is blue
It is blue on Drac’s iPad, you must be browsing some (any) other device
Edit: Drac’s iPad PRO, I forgot the PRO dammit am I banned?