[Closed] OMG!!!! It's not quite Cliff Richard's 'Living Doll'

Would

I would imagine it's exactly Cliff Richard's idea of a [b][NOPE!-Cliff Richard's Laywers][/b]

What's really worrying is not that people dress like that but some business out there thought it would be a good idea to make the cosrumes.....

She looks familiar

Is it Pete Burns piemonster?

Uhh, yeah sure. That must be it......

It's a crazy world we live in and no doubt; though those costumes are freaky and scary, there are plenty of stranger things go on in the world...

Regarding Cliff Richard's Lawyers, maybe they should check this out to ensure no fibs are being told:

(if he ever comes back from Barbados that is)

If there was any truth in it, it would be a small part of a very sinister jigsaw involving the seldom mentioned these days Elm Guest House...

Yes that one:

I saw the trailer; the capacity for humans to indulge in such levels of delusion is quite remarkable.

If you're looking for something more permanent than a rubber suit, there is always space barbie:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/my-life-online/space-barbie-full-length?utm_source=vicefb

Just seen the trailer:

"When I dress up and put this mask on, it's like a beautiful woman walking down the street.."

No. No it's not.

No. No it's not.

DREAM KILLER!

Just a reminder it's on:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/secrets-living-dolls-video-female-2969974

nearly time people!

mint, proper weird, god I miss Eurotrash

😯

Holy sheeeeeeeet!

WTF !!!, each to their own i suppose

The thing that amazes me is that there is more than one person into this.
I'm going to try to think of a kink to follow that no-one else in the whole world is into. Do you think that would actually be possible?

Oh dear Robert!

One day you won't be able to tell the difference. On that day I will give up dogging.

"They're not freaky people"
😯

'We're a normal family' - yeah, making a rubber fanny and boiling a pan full of rubber ears!

I have a list DebZ. I'll stop being into whichever one you choose. 🙂

I'm going to try to think of a kink to follow that no-one else in the whole world is into. Do you think that would actually be possible?

No.

Rule #34

Built in rectum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#livingdolls

LOL

I'm not sure cyclists should so readily express surprise at other people's dress choices

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Built in rectum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any he had to think long and hard about that one too

*signs up to dollspride.com*

*remembers that drunken night when "Email Already Registered" pops up* 😐

"they will probably look at us like a bunch of weirdoes"

What makes you think that pet ?

" I just blend in"

aye right!

Nowt as queer as folk.

It's the willy pouch....bet you needs lots of talcum for that

ahhh, darkside. They're roadies!

Would it be wrong to pop into B&Q for some masking tape tomorrow

I had to stop watching. I was getting [s]the strangest..[/s] too freaked out.

Would it be wrong to pop into B&Q for some masking tape tomorrow

It would be wrong [i]not to.[/i]

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Just when you think you have pretty much seen it all - to be fair it makes my daughter's friends latex fashion business seem so 'conservative' now 😯

TV just got weird - people wearing latex suits and having fun to a field full of steroid fuelled blokes beating the Shit out of one another, America, it's a funny old place.

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What do we reckon this is in fact Sylvester Stallone and not his mum?

It's only a matter of time before someone steps too close to a BBQ in one and burns more than a sausage!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh! Bruneep, I'm sending you the bill for the extensive therapy I'm going to need after innocently scrolling down to that photo.
Quick someone, where's the nearest supplier of MindBleach™ © ®?

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Niiiiiice.

WTF just googled that "Dollspride" website my god theres some freaky sh!t on there.

On another note is this just a man thing, you never seem to see programs where women are wearing a full man suit and mask.

I didn't get to see the program yet but I'm wondering why a bloke would go down this route as opposed to just being a transsexual.

Think I'll go back to watching "The One show"

Back in the 90s there was similar programme on 4 .
Amongst other things the man had a bit of string tied around his wotsit and attached to his knee so he couldn't stand up fully. He then donned a dog suit and his wife would take him for walks. They showed her throwing sticks for him which he would happily retrieve.
When they got home he would go in his kennel and eat dog food.
There were other escapades they would go on that involved cling film and abandoned factories.
Ps let's not forget "I married the Berlin Wall."
It's not only men that are ,shall we say,different.

Thanks for that, zippy! 😯
Once seen, never forgotten.

Is that the same programme that introduced the cheese grater as a sexual item? Certainly was an eye-opener that.

I just couldn't get over the fact that the masks were so rubbish. Patrick Swayze wore a more realistic mask in Point Break! The body suits, under clothes, begins to make sense if you are transexual, but those masks were cheap and downright scary

According to the manufacturer bloke "some of them" want to look like ugly hags 😆

Thanks for the update on the programme folks, glad I missed it.. on purpose 😉

You watched it..

Remind me never to ride out with you lot yeah.. 😆

Ah tell thee

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