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When someone goes to the toilet you have four quick shots.
It wasn't me m'lady it was my brother Oliver.
Fair to say, if it was a finger every time he says "milaydie" he'd be responsible for several more deaths !
He's totally ****ed.
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I'm sure there's a 'legless' joke in here somewhere...
I'm sure there's a 'legless' joke in here somewhere...
I'm stumped if I know what you are on about.
I'll go out on a limb and suggest you do, Harry
The titles makes me think the OP has been playing since lunchtime.
Reminds me of the time as a kid at school I asked my friend if he'd seen that new Andrew Schwarzenegger film. Cue much hilarity
Which reminds [i]me[/i] of a time at school when one of my more ignorant friends started a joke with "Why's Bill Cosby always smiling?"
Oliver's Stoned(d)
It's got a nice parallel,if you win the drinking game, you'll probably end up crying and vomiting into a bucket.
Oh, you guys crack me up, if I dint need to shoot to the bathroom ,I'd come up with something funny but, right now, I'm stumped.
This thread is gonna run and run
That drinking game sounds good but I'd probably just end up legless
you can put this on the jukebox & sing along
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excellent
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
That's in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
I might be taking a wild shot in the dark here, but I thing you guys are all taking the Pistorious!
Oliver. Oscar. How to ruin a good joke 🙁
Oliver. Oscar. How to ruin a good joke
Adds to to jestiveness Doc !
Next time you are hungry say you`re Frank !
Frank Marvin !
IGMC
Oliver. Oscar. How to ruin a good joke
Oh come on, it's not as if you put your foot in your mouth.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Oscar
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Please note, I come from a family where, when my mother came round having had an amputated leg during her battle with cancer, one of the presents bought for her was Lego..... 😉
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Having heard his testimony, I don't think he has a leg to stand on!
I reckon he's for the high jump!