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's been deleted!
Some of my best work. Binned.
I was rhyming the shit out of it too 😀
Got deleted, he started another silly one on the bike forum and that was deleted too. Perhaps he was trying to brainwash forum members and engage them to take part in writing bad poety, you've had a lucky escape.
Perhaps he was trying to brainwash forum members and engage them to take part in writing frickin awesome poetry
FTFY 😀 ...but fairy nuff.
btw loving your work on the nuke isis thread, in the scottish dialect.
I was about to post saying how good the STW poem was, but it was closed.
There once was a poetry thread
That now appears to be dead.
[i]insert the rest here![/i]
There once was a spammer from Spain
He didn't even give us his name
Then he was nuked
The mods nearly puked
And this little poem is lame
btw loving your work on the nuke isis thread, in the scottish dialect.
Weegie? Why sir, it's like a second language to me 😀
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There once was a poetry thread
That now appears to be dead.
Insert the rest here!
Go for a beer
And then it'll be time for bed.
I was about to post saying how good the STW poem was, but it was closed.
Bollocks... I'm going to try and remember it... I need to get it out my system. This is close enough.
[i]An ode to the STW forum.[/i]
A dose of Picolax in Chamomile Tea
A woodburner and an Audi for me
Nuclear weapons fired from space
A Baby robin, A child's face.
Which Tyres for tired legs?
Binners has his lunch from Greggs
Pedants complain about lack of commas,
Ronnie Pickering - owned with Bombers
Indoor boyfriend's penis beaker
Sudocrem cat has caught a squeaker
My van conversion needs a comfy bed
McMoonters awesome woodpile shed
Which doggy has a waggy tail?
Can someone show me a cheeky trail?
I really want a new T5
It makes the trails come alive.
Next door neighbours doggy barks
I'll take the wife up Centre Parcs!
Makes you think though, Shirley?
<edited as per Molgrips suggestion below.>
Something like that.
No reference to Centre Parcs though?
"Trip with my mates to Les Arcs
Then with the wife to Centre Parcs"
Is that too sexist?
Pudding?
Pudding?
Dammit! too late to edit....and very little rhymes with pudding.
How about..
Are trail centres bad or good
Naughty children - lack of pud
You forgot Kryton57's awesome Car threads and Shades... 🙄
Riding through the snow
On tyres for just one day
O'er the fields we go,
"Fatbikes rule" we say
Bells on bars we ring,
Lights like stars so bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
Or have a keyboard fight
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a trail with right of way
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Or post crap every day
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon I was aware
I had a club run by my side
The guys were lean and lank
Rapha were their lot
So I beat them with some awesomeness,
"I'm an MTBer you lot".
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a trail with right of way
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Or post crap every day
Now the ground is white
The days are not too long
So pour some malt tonight
And sing this festive song
Get yourself some logs
And dream of trails with dust
But for now you've got it all
Enjoy your days, you must
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a trail with right of way
Oh, Singletrack, Singletrack
Singletrack we say
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Or post crap every day!
**** you all then, I thought that was a great Christmas Carol.
Validate my efforts!
*flounces massively*
carol 7/10
flounce, 7.5
bearnecessities - Member
**** you all then, I thought that was a great Christmas Carol.Validate my efforts!
*flounces massively*
Validated. 🙂
Validate my efforts!
I'm not sure whats more appropriate - applause or staging some sort of intervention 🙂
Validated & varified, I just played along to it on my mandolin