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Is he the nice young man?

Grannies love him.

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My daughter got a message off Matthew Ashton, the VP of design at Lego, complementing her on her building skills.

We all waved our hands about excitedly at that one!

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Is he the nice young man?

He's a real decent bloke. Went on the piss with him a few years ago. Down to earth, Durham farmer type.

Not just grannies. I mean, look at him...

I went to the Countryfile Show just to see one of the presenters. It wasn't Matt though.

Was it Tom?

Ellie FTW.

*wonders how long before someone links to the Ellie in the seaweed bath clip on youtube*

He’s a real decent bloke. Went on the piss with him a few years ago. Down to earth, Durham farmer type.

A Durham farmer type that moved to Hampshire, or was it Somerset?

I like him, I reckon a pint in the pub with him would be just like having an old mate hang around.

Was he wearing wellies when he waved?

Ellie lives round here too. Never seen her though. Seen Adam a few times. I'm like a Countryfile Presenter Magnet.

Was he wearing wellies when he waved?

He was riding a bike! Like we do!

Hang on, sorry, like we say we do.

Ellie lives round here too. Never seen her though. Seen Adam a few times. I’m like a Countryfile Presenter Magnet

I was on the same flight as Adam Henson, if that counts. He didn't wave at me, though.

Was it Tom?

It wasn't Tom. I sat in the front row while she was interviewed. Kept my hands on my lap to stop them flapping.

 I sat in the front row while she was interviewed. Kept my hands on my lap to stop me fapping.

FTFY

That Adam bloke turned up briefly at the pub a few weeks back. Failed to buy anyone a drink, disappointed.

A Durham farmer type that moved to Hampshire, or was it Somerset?

Buckinghamshire according to Wiki. As I guess most of his work involves that there London, seems a sensible choice to me.

Gumph....

I saw John Craven looking for halloumi in the cheddar fridge in Morrisons. Should've looked in the speciality cheeses section mate.

Still waiting for Ellie to visit our shop..... *sigh*

Kate Humble was invited to the inaugeration do for the solar roof on our village hall (she is reasonably local to us). After her bit we spent the rest of the evening talking as if we had known each other for years. An extremely nice, interesting and grounded person with plenty in common with me it would seem 🙂

She took my phone number but never called me again 🙁

You wash your eyes??!!!

Matt Baker... mmm. He was lush on Strictly

She took my phone number but never called me again

Shes probably waiting for you to make the first move

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She took my phone number but never called me again

No chance mate, she's been married to her childhood sweetheart since 1992.

*wonders how long before someone links to the Ellie in the seaweed bath clip on youtube*

45 minutes.

Here you go

You wash your eyes??!!!

Not any more.

IIRC Ms Grumble had an Inbred (old skool 26" SS in white ) back in the day too.

Anyone see Kate Humble on the Harry Hill Alien programme?? I'll see if it's on YT

Sorry, it was Harry Hill's Tea Time. It's about the only clip from it not on youtube. I think I know why...

Morrison's have a 'fridge just for Cheddar?

Morrison’s have a ‘fridge just for Cheddar?

Me and John Craven live in the South. To be clear, I don't live with him, just near him.

Me and John Craven live in the South.

Clearly not if you have a Morrisons nearby. I mean, it might geographically be south but it's obviously not 'the south'

Not sure if this programme was shown outside of Wales. Worth a watch for the delightful Kate..... still waiting for the call... Humble

'will you forgive me if I last 2 seconds and squeal a bit?'

'as long as you get in'

A friend is a Countryfile director, would you like me to see if I can get you a signed turnip?

Screw that, see if you can get me a job.

To be fair, Applecross is a beautiful place, it had quite an effect on me too.

In fact, I saw Sue Barker there.

I can't cope

Kate Humble smiled at me in Waitrose last week.

True dat...

I was on the same flight as Adam Henson, if that counts. He didn’t wave at me, though.

Did he look at you a little sheepishly?

Hang on, isn't the devilishly handsome Matt Baker supposed to be on the 'Rickshaw challenge' for children in need?

I'm a mahoosive fan, drooling over him on the one show and countryfile.

Hang on, isn’t the devilishly handsome Matt Baker supposed to be on the ‘Rickshaw challenge’ for children in need?

He is indeed, and they were Rickshaw Challenging past our office.

I reckon that even our resident Cobynite lefties, who believe that all farmland should be forcefully removed from the capitalist oppressors in their Tweed Jackets and turned over to the horny handed men of toil, who could then grow enough lentils for a grateful nation, would actually secretly like to go out for a pint with him

😃

This thread quickly took an unusual turn - I was totally unaware of the variety of Countryfile Crushes out there.

Countryphile?

horny handed

I just had to go and watch Ellie making salami again

Kate Humble smiled at me in Waitrose last week.

#humblebrag

I'm suprised that Youtube footage hasn't been worn out.

Countryphile?

Haha

How many more minutes before the first eating humble pie joke??

Sorry but he's no Simon Reeve.

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I reckon that even our resident Cobynite lefties, who believe that all farmland should be forcefully removed from the capitalist oppressors in their Tweed Jackets and turned over to the horny handed men of toil, who could then grow enough lentils for a grateful nation, would actually secretly like to go out for a pint with him

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They're filming in Wiltshire mid December...

Oh Ellie

*sighs*

Her and the lovely Dr. Hannah Fry I could just listen to for hours on end

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We stayed at the campsite at Adam's farm a few years back. He was pleasant in the cafe, just hope he'd washed his hands after helping unblock the drains in the toilet block.

So, the Kate Humble thing was still in the deleted items on my Sky Box. So, you lucky people, this, is blummin hilarious

(Catch it before the Google powers remove it!!)

Oh man I love Harry Hill. But not as much as I love Kate’s dreadlocked friend.

Me and John Craven live in the South.

Both of you, and my Aunty Gina! - I thought hardly anyone lived down there. You met Gina?

Spat coffee over keyboard again. ha. harry hill - & welshfarmer revealing his "weak"spot.

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Oh Michaela...

You met Gina?

No, I've heard she shops for cheese in Waitrose though so that's probably why.

I remember Kate Humble presented Top Gear. The good old days..

I remember Kate Humble presented Top Gear. The good old days..

Never mind Kate. What about Angela?

In need of a mother figure?

It'll be pictures of Penelope Keith next...

Seen Adam a few times.

To be fair, a lot of people have, he does a fairly hands-on job of running a farm-themed zoo.

OTOH he seemed quite happy to take ten minutes out of lambing to talk about it to our two nippers* (well, the eldest was old enough to somewhat appreciate it).

* and the four other people on the tractor ride.

It’ll be pictures of Penelope Keith next…

Nowt wrong with a bit of Margo.

Oh Dear Lord !

I really do have a “thing” for Penelope Keith 🤠

Don't whatever you do show it to her.

…and I'm done.

The delightful Ms Humble did a book signing at Toppings Bookshop in Bath a while back. She’s just as lovely as she appears on TV.

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The delightful Ms Humble also has an intriguing link to Ian Flemming, mustn't grumble....

Do you like gyrocopters?

Matt Baker cycled past our house two years ago with the Rickshaw Challenge thingy.  We said hello.