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Love this cocking contrail controversy

"US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable' "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:45 pm
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It's a pretty poor effort, no badly drawn pubes, and no dubious looking 'droplets' emitting from the business end.

I'd sack all involved for lack of ability to adequately control an aircraft.


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:48 pm
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😆 😆 😆


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:49 pm
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Good, but not as good as the Glasgow spunking cock firework.


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:52 pm
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Great use of a growler...


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:52 pm
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[i]The Navy aircraft involved was an EA-18G Growler[/i]

That's the funniest bit 😆


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 8:52 pm
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See I'm not the only one who picked up on the growler.


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:03 pm
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Damn you OP beat me to it by 15 mins

Really Top Gun effort, brilliant skills and creative thinking. We had a thread recently on the uktimate job and jet pilot was at the top, jet pilot drawing a cock and balls just brilliant. Off to post on the Transiation FB page, they’ve been topped 8)

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Posted : 17/11/2017 9:06 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:07 pm
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"You can be my Wangman anytime"


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:10 pm
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See I'm not the only one who picked up on the growler.

I s****ed when I read the name...


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:14 pm
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Awesome - thanks for that!


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:19 pm
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In case you missed it, they wouldn't have that at Boeing.

[url= http://www.boeing.com/features/2017/08/787-outlines-the-sky-08-17.pagehttp://www.boeing.com/features/2017/08/787-outlines-the-sky-08-17.page ]http://www.boeing.com/features/2017/08/787-outlines-the-sky-08-17.page[/url]

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Posted : 17/11/2017 9:27 pm
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Charlie: "Listen, can I ask you a personal question?"
Maverick: "That depends."
Charlie: "Are you a good pilot?"
Maverick: "I can draw a cock in the sky"

Maverick: "I feel the need ..."
Goose: "... the need for seed!"

Stinger: "Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. (Pause) What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane! The taxpayers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!"

No edit nessesary for that one.

Goose: "No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea."
Maverick: "Sorry, Goose, but it's time to draw a massive cock and balls in the sky."

Goose: "It's time for the big one."
Iceman: "You up for this one, Maverick?"
Maverick: "Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.

No need to edit that quote either.

Sorry I'll get my coat.


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:28 pm
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Good, but not as good as the Glasgow spunking cock firework.

My brother did the rig for that display, tragically it's not something they did on purpose or can do again 🙁


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:32 pm
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Haha! I like the last sentence about the RAF drawing a 35mile nob


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:46 pm
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how did i miss that boeing flight path. i heard nothing about it at the time.


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 9:50 pm
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We need a comment from geetee


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 10:38 pm
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I swear there an Austin powers gag dying the get out here...


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 11:03 pm
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When in NYC last weekend I went deep into a Growler; the submarine moored next to the Intrepid.
Growler obviously isn't a euphemism in the USA


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 11:12 pm
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A growler is also a beer measure in the US.

“Would you like your beer in one of our growlers?” Was a question I couldn’t answer quickly on my last trip...


 
Posted : 17/11/2017 11:29 pm

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