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I'm ready . Swedish entry is the favourite. Well it is here in Sweden. Who is in for the UK? Please don't pretend you're not watching it.
Sweden for the win, Russia a close second.
I honestly don't get why this is a thing.
My risk appetite is low, unlike my ambitious glory or nothing approach.
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Bold betting, bear - bon chance!
Australia! I had no idea they are in it. Is it like a bogan Aussie singer or a Natalie Imbruglia type. Or actually Natalie Imbruglia?
Those lights are awesome
Please no more that attention seeking look at me look at me I am a wom-man.
I think is worth watching just to see what people are up to ...
😀
Wow found another reason to keep watching
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Politics innit? I've got a fiver on Russia to win, on account of all the former soviet republics being terrified that withholding full points will result in them being the next Ukraine, or I he's in a really bad mood, nuclear Armageddon.
And I've had a few quid on us finishing last as everyone hates us!
Bit of a worry if Greece win...
Next year, pallets for a stage and burning oil drums for the lighting...
French entry sounds a bit of a downer.
And the visuals look like the background of Left4Dead or similar
The massed drums of the beige army there
Tuck yer shirt in lad!
o_O
Israeli shoes?
Mercury called; he wants his boots back.
Arh i forgot how entertaining last year's ESC thead was.
Excellent, roll on 2015.
That was shit
(EDIT)
Golden Boys that is
Just listening to a track from The Fall's latest album, where Mark E snarls "I want a ****ing Facebook Troll"; pity that isn't our official entry, it might liven things up a bit, at least we could come last with some dignity. 😉
France? Wow! The tubby daughter of Terry Thomas and an army of Star Trek-alike backing, er, people! 😀
I'm loving the subtitles for all of the songs, even those in English!
Im having a Chinese. God its shit.
The Swedish commentary to the UK entry was excellent!
Sadly, her dress is better than the song.
Is this what Tron 1920 would be like ?
Question for the dancers of singletrack ...
Is this like the pinnacle of a dancers career. For example the UK's dancers . Whilst skatman jon was doing his thing and those dancers were doing press ups next to him, are they like "this can't get any better"
Jeez, the UK entry is seriously catchy! Shame the lass cannae move for toffee. Definitely not the worst I have ever seen, not by a long shot!
The Swedish commentary to the UK entry was excellent!
Swedish
Total embarrassment want it to end!!!
Genuinely surprised that 2015 is worse that 2014. If I vote UKIP do we stop showing this?
The UK entry was a lot better than I feared. And compared to the rest so far...
Jings, Armenia looks a bit sacrificial in their production staging. Didn't expect to see Devil worship tonight but it is Eurovision, after all! I reckon the lead male singer will be for the chop if they don't win....
Jeez. The Armenian entry look like theyve stepped out of a poor Star Trek episode. Guy's forgotten his extra arms, though.
My missus just said that they look a bit cultish, at least, I think that is what she said..... 😯
LOLZ at rogerthecat
UK entry is shite.
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Sooooo, Lithuania, how much did you pay to have Nicole Kidman perform for you? Based on my 5 year olds dancing, this could be a high scorer!
Lithuania has at least one good thing about it.
Reckon Lithuanian entry is the best so far- catchy & upbeat. Bonnie lass, too.
My bet on us coming last is looking like it could pay out.
Oh dear Serbia, I'm beginning to wish that I have photo sensitive epilepsy 😆
Is that the fat Jewish kid off Gogglebox?
Surely this should be the last entry? Then it would be over...
Serbia.............dear lord then there has too be a remix in that 😕
Norway / Sweden face off for the win. This could end amicably with an acceptance of each other's point of view.
It's like a night in Cruz 101
Never thought I'd miss Lordy
Cyprus pre-shave:
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The show is not over until the fat lady sings ... again ... think she will win. 😀
Lol! 🙂 @ potato head
Ok ... Ozland sounds good.
Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! ... 😆
Strewth! There's a bloke with no strides on!
Ok, I know we shipped most our Crims over there but even my basic knowledge of tectonic plates and their movement puts Oz in Europe
Last time I looked Tel Aviv wasn't either
Shepherds Bush and Clapham ?
this is worse than last year
Of course it is. Last year had Poland, which can never be topped
The start of Belgium song reminded me of a shit male version of Lorde.
Unfair - Austria are fielding musicians!
From the 70s!!!
Mick Fleetwood and Ted Nugent have aged remarkably well since moving to Austria.......setting fire to his piano is perhaps going a little far though. The song ain't that bad....
Which 70s American band are Austria channeling? The look is BeeGees/ cheap trick.
Edit: thanks, Sanny!
Austria ,,,, take that sound alikes
Is the guitarist moonlighting from the 118 ads?
Not quite my cup of tea but at least Austrian had some talent.
Bloody hell that Wom-man appeared again ...
Greece is channeling Celine this evening.....looks like she got her nose after she had the nose job....... 😀
It's a James Bond theme!
Sanny - Member
Greece is channeling Celine this evening.....looks like she got her nose after she had the nose job.......
I was going to say shit Celine Dion
Was that Ed Miliband singing the song for Belgium?
Only if George Galloway is Montenegran.
This may be perhaps a touch harsh but does operation Yewtree extend to Montenegro?.......just saying like
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Bloody hell the stage lighting etc is brilliant ...
Ok ... Germany to win. I like sexy lady. 😆
If Greece was the Bond Theme, Germany is doing the visuals.
So far
1) Sweden - Graphics
2) Fat lass - Big lungs
3) Australia - Novelty vote
That tit tape is earning it's keep
That was quite some arse on the German lady!
Anyone catch the German singers name? Just for googling like
Oh ya ... Greece is good too.
So let's see ..
Germany
Greece
Australia
... I am already liking Poland ... very deep ... very deep meaning ...
Bloody hell the stage effect is jaw dropping good even for me ...
Who's not thinking of Bono warbling "in the name of love"?
Tragic back story. I'm going to struggle to w@nk to that.