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One of my female office colleagues seems to regularly spray her pits whilst sat at her desk..

Surely it would be better manners for her to go to the bathroom?


 
Posted : 03/05/2017 10:42 pm
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Bad form.

I'd just say jokingly, do you mind? My eyes are melting.


 
Posted : 03/05/2017 10:45 pm
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Stick a can of Sure down your trolleys and give your balls a blast every time she does her pits, i'm sure she'll get the message...


 
Posted : 03/05/2017 10:55 pm
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I'm assuming it's under her shirt rather than open-air so not seeing the problem?

"Regularly"? Would you rather be here complaining that your co-worker stank of BO?


 
Posted : 03/05/2017 11:17 pm
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*First world problems*

Poor you, it must be so, so tough, being you....


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 7:47 am
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If she genuinely thought she had a problem with BO she'd go elsewhere and do it.

Maybe it's a message to the OP that it's time to have a pit spray?


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 7:49 am
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I'm assuming it's under her shirt rather than open-air so not seeing the problem?

There was a study done on passive e-cigs .. aimed at proving they were harmful... they only thing they found was aluminium oxides which they then went on to say were very toxic etc.

Later they got questioned as there was no theoretical way the particulate oxides could come from he e-cigs...

It turns out these "very harmful particulates" were actually someone who used spray deodorant BEFORE the trial....

You can make of that what you will... when they thought it was from e-cigs these were potentially harmful.... and that wasn't even spraying in the same room.


"Regularly"? Would you rather be here complaining that your co-worker stank of BO?

There are deodorant sticks and there are 24 hour sprays ....and washing ...

Much as I know [b]some people[/b] do have a genuine medical condition I do agree with wwaswas ...

Putting on deodorant is a bit off .. OK, its not like taking a dump but its not really "normal office behaviour" ... I've occasionally had to "adjust myself" as it were ... it's the sort of thing you don't really do [b]in the middle of an office [/b]but might on a building site... like scratching your ar5e.

It is of course just convention.... the Romans all used to love taking a communal crap... but I think a bit of convention is OK.... keeps us civilised... I'll often use a tree on the trails but I wouldn't piss on the pot plants...


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:12 am
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[i]it would be better manners for her to go to the bathroom?[/i]

You have bathrooms at work? That's posh. Best we have are some shonky showers.

(And yeah, she's bloody weird. Deo spray is horrible stinky stuff.)


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:15 am
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Is she trying to subtly inform someone in the office of their BO issue?


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:15 am
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[i]Best we have are some shonky showers.[/i]

But on the plus side your shonky has never been so clean.


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:17 am
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Pristine! 😆


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:29 am
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Can of air freshener in your drawer, liberal usage following her deodorising, I'm aware that it probably smells no better.


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:40 am
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Is she trying to subtly inform someone in the office of their BO issue?

^^ this


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 8:40 am
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We have a couple of young girls in our office that do this, re-apply make up through the day to 8 layers thick and before lunch they spray perfume so that it fills our part of the office, they also seem to be stealing black markers looking their eyebrows.

Stood in queue at cafe for bacon roll at 8.30, the same two young ladies:

"i'll have a tea and a bacon roll please"
Second - "how can you do that, i can't put anything in my mouth before ten"!


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 9:57 am
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[i]We have a couple of young girls in our office that do this[/i]

One "advantage" of an IT job. Young, painted ladies are very much a rarity.


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 10:14 am
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There used to be a couple of regulars on my morning train who would apply nail varnish and stink out the entire carriage. Another used to paint her face and then dry it with a portable fan.

The former was 100x more annoying than the latter, though.


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 10:33 am
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[i]i can't put anything in my mouth before ten"! [/i]

"I bet you say that to all the boys"


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 10:35 am
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Another used to paint her face and then dry it with a portable fan.

What? Like a Tigger or something?


 
Posted : 04/05/2017 10:56 am

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