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What time should I hit the beer??
I'd say go with the majority, and stick to cooking beer
You haven't started?
Just get ****ing hammered. And think how funny your jokes will be. Heckle the best man. Whistle at the bridesmaids. Belch after dessert. Hog the wine.
I am not sure the "posh" bit makes any difference, does it? Isn't the best guidance to remember that you are a [b]guest [/b]at the wedding. [b]The central characters are the couple getting married [/b]and as long as the guests respect that and ensure that they behave in a way that doesn't take away from the central couple, everyone should be happy.
From this , you can take it that I have a different view to DD!! 😉 drunks may find their own jokes funny, but the rest may not!!
😆 darcy!!
It's a b list celeb affair so I'm sure I'll be well overlooked by others parading their social skills. The wife has just told me my first drink will not be until the meal has started!! 🙄
But in all honesty "the couple" are lovely people so I will behave!!!
Don't forget to be smug, patronising and condescending, everyone loves a smug, patronising and condescending drunk.
get on it immediately but stay on the driving beer until after the grub.
if you and your mates are close mates with the bride and groom and know them really well, and the tradition is that all the mates moon the bride, make sure that the brides maiden auntie isn't about .........
Wrighttyson, hang on a minute, I thought you said posh wedding?. If it is a B list celeb occassion, please reverse everything I said earlier. Far more likely that the guests will perceive themselves as the centres of attention.
Odd wedding if no drinks served before you sit down.
Have a fun day whatever!
(MSP 😉 )
Go on then. I'll bite. Who is this lovely couple?
Several years ago whilst in my medieval re-enactment period we would do shows at Tutbury Castle in Staffordshire.
This place also hosts weddings and has a HUGE marquee set up for such occasions. One weekend we were doing our stuff with the public and noticed the wedding guests arrive - lots of very expensive vehicles and extremely expensively dressed people.
Our show finished for the day and we settled down for an evening of drinking around the fire and watching the wedding guests get hammered 🙂
For some reason, the bride thought it would be a nice idea to invite us all to the party so we all trooped over into the marquee and stood around in amazement at the extravagance of it all - all the while wearing our medieval kit and carrying so much personal weaponry that it almost felt like being back home in Rochdale 🙂
It's amazing how many people you can piss off by dancing with the bridesmaids (and even the bride) and indulging in the free bar whilst swaggering around with several weapons on your hips...
You MUST have been into the church by now... Are the bridesmaids any good?
What exactly is a'posh wedding'? They use knifes and forks? Or say grace before eating? Don't fight (at least, not in the church)?
It's a b list celeb affair
Start punching people and dont stop till you are arrested/overpowered
if it is one of those gypsy weddings from tv it is probably best to ignore that bit.
This is going towards the gutter, so now I'm going to suggest that you hide under the table that has the cake on it then lay some cable as the cut into the cake...
What a day!! Sharing a hot tub at 5 in the morning with a few naked ladies has to be one of the highlights, but I don't really remember it!! 🙄
Oh and the bridesmaids did include Emilia fox and Erin oconnor. Clang!!!!!!
posh people get hammered too. they just to it classier-er than you. 🙂
Did you chunder literally evry-waaaaaaaaaah?
I behaved impeccably till 2.30, at which point the good lady went to bed 😉