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Off beat questions for parents?

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Are you allowed to have sex when you’ve both got 8 hour nit oil in your hair?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:22 pm
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The hair on your head?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:51 pm
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If they're "down there" I think they're called crabs.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:00 pm
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Look, if both of you have the energy for that after whatever situation got you into having nit oil in your hair (ie having kids) then I say crack on. Do the rest of us proud.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:08 pm
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If you haven't yet figured out what causes kids, I'd check up on that first.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:09 pm
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Yes you can but be advised that if you do it too often you'll find you will get aroused from just the smell of nit oil which is a major problem on school open days.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:19 pm
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which is a major problem on school open days.

The injunction means you don't get to go to a second open day....


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:22 pm
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What's your carbon footprint?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:27 pm
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I think the general rule is, if an opportunity presents itself and both parties have the energy then engage regardless of other perceived impediments.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:28 pm
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it’s the last Friday of the summer holidays, we’ve just realised that the kids weren’t scratching their heads all of August because we were in the west cost of Scotland and midges were particularly small this year… watch’s going to do.

MoreCash… genuine lols.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 10:04 pm
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Anyway, the point of this thread was for people to offer up offbeat questions for parents, not just comment on whether having a couple of glasses of wine to get over the trauma of delousing 5 people might have other consequences!


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 10:07 pm
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If you're referring to the other parent, yes. Otherwise, not so much.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 10:38 pm

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