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What odd behaviour have you seen while sat whilst being detained by the NHS?
im currently sat opposite a man in his 40s whos bought in his own dvd player and tv, plugged them into an old school block multiplug adaptor. He's angled it towards himself so only his side of the ward (4 beds) can see it.
Bonus points if people can guess what film hes watching full blast sat next to a frail man in his 80s on a saturday afternoon?????
Carry On Matron?
Guns of Navaronne or Anal Violators 17 😆
Debbie does Dallas?
Or
Saving Private Ryan.
Apocalypse Now?
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Saving Private Ryan.
Shaving Ryan's Privates would seem more appropriate for a hospital setting.
worse than those suggested so far
Grumpy Old Men?
ill give you a clue, its a Tarintino
Edit: Pulp Fiction?
Final destination?
The Bucket list
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I seen a guy typing on a forum composing about others in his ward, not talking to anyone else then wondering why wasn't allowed to share in with the others.
I had severe hypothermia, a collapsed lung and multiple broken bones after a fall in my early 20s..
The day I got out of the ICU my mates brought me in 200 fags, four cans of special brew and a Playstation and tried to put a gram of coke in my drip
Thats terrible Yunki!
A Playstation? Really? 😯
Drac I have talked to plenty of people in the ward but 2 went home yesterday, the old man was wheeled in a few hours ago and have said hello to him just before his family visited. The other gentleman in the ward has his headphones on and is outside every twenty minutes to smoke
Yunki what did you fall from? Space?
Bloke in the next bed who spent the whole night shouting 'stop it girls! Not all of you at once!'. He told the nurse the next day 'i stopped behind a removal lorry once in my convertible. A lion jumped out and ate me!'
Bloke opposite would only eat ham sandwiches. Always sided them in so far he ended up being sick. So every meal was this bloke firstly demanding ham sandwiches, then bolting them down virtually whole, then choking and then being sick. Every meal. Why they just didn't cut the sandwiches up and give him a bit at a time I'll never know.
Yunki what did you fall from? Space?
..or worse, the STW high horse?
..or worse, the STW high horse?
Nobody has survived that fall so far...
..and tried to put a gram of coke in my drip
Surely you were already off your face on much better drugs than coke if you'd just come out of ICU.
From what I recall of the story yunki told on here a few year ago he fell from grace not a high horse. 😐
She was a big lass Grace....
having to tell the nursing staff that the lady in bed 17 was dead, and had been so for quite some time...
It was quite a display of brotherhood from my mates if I'm honest..
That level of opulence was absolutely unheard of in our ragtaggle little collective of scrotes, urchins and scallies..
I still don't know to this day who they stole the Playstation from or how they managed to get their hands on such luxurious gifts..
I should probably have been more grateful all things considered
was the OPs film Naked Lunch?
The doctors were doing the morning rounds.
Dr pulls the curtains around the bed opposite and begins to talk to the patient,detailing how he had a broken penis and would be in hospital for several months.
Yunki the film was Django unchained. Full uncensored full blast with an African nurse on the ward and an elderly man next to him I think it's very very bad form
I have some quality ward stories but the highlights are definitely:
The long haired bearded hippy in tie dyed pj's ****ing away at all hours of the day/night, I'm genuinely surprised it didn't fall off.
The 2 deviants who made a crack pipe out of an empty Coke can and then smoked through several large rocks with the bed curtains pulled. As if the magic curtain is going to keep the smells in!
A ward smoking room (yes really) where one crazy guy lit the underside of his chair and didn't realise it was on fire until he had fallen through it.
And my favourite was a huge monkey nut fight, it started with someone on the opposite side of the ward asking for a monkey nut, he got one thrown at his head, then another person asked then another until there was hardly any floor visible, monkey nuts were being thrown left right and centre. A nurse came in to see what all the fuss was about and went absolutely mental.
It took about a hour to clean all that up then once we were all back in our beds the dude in the far corner piped up "hey mate, can I have a monkey nut"
monkey nut madness part II had begun!
Does bed baths on the night shift count 😉
Was 7 months in at that point - a month before they reduced the amount.
Not like I could do anything about it 😛
Watched Django the other night(s), what kind of ****er would put it on out loud on a hospital ward.
It's about three hours long too.
Did you have a word?