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Fly swats. One swipe , one kill.
When my 1yr old hears my voice at nursery, when I go to pick her up, and comes running around the corner at 100 mph with her arms and feet flailing all over the place and massive grin on her little face 😀
Binners
All the children waking up after I do, not happened yet but I live in hope.
That sounds like a bit of an insult mrsfry 😆
The smell of freshly ground coffee as it pours from the stovetop espresso maker into my mug in the morning.
My dog waiting for me at the stairgate and wagging his tail when he sees me.
The last rock of crack before bed
Lifting the lid on a steak pie to gaze upon the stewy goodness inside untainted by extraneous pastry.
When the bloke at work, who eats lunch with mouth open, finishes his lunch.
Collecting fresh eggs from our hens.
stevied - MemberWhen my 1yr old hears my voice at nursery, when I go to pick her up, and comes running around the corner at 100 mph with her arms and feet flailing all over the place and massive grin on her little face
That's the best thing in the whole world ever isn't it....
I also like being the first in work into the single Gents toilet we have, the window is still closed so it's not closed, and I don't have to hold my nose - that's for the next guy.
Some fricken sunshine and temperatures in double figures
Sun shining, blue sky, little wind and pretty women.
My poached egg this morning. #marathontraining
Browning my face and taking photos of peoples houses.
Some fricken sunshine and temperatures in double figures
amen brother.
When strangers say hello.
When strangers say hello
When strangers say thank you
When one of my little guys comes down ready for the day with a big smile on his face and announces that he's got 'new spaceship pants and orange socks!'.
Of course anything relating to my daughters behaviour is liable to make (or break) my day.
When you're sitting down and have a forward fart. The ball tickler 🙂
Steak and eggs
I just got notified my basic salary went up! I just got notified my car allowance went down by the same amount.
Its a good thing they said, the company will as a result be paying a tad extra into [s]a vast black hole [/s]my pension as a result...
CAVOK with light winds
When the FN Bagpipers pack up and **** off! Roll on October.
Putting my gorilla suit on, and sitting in the bushes at the bottom of Mrsfrys garden, drinking white cider and special brew cocktails, with my binoculars
Spraying paint. Especially strong colours- I sprayed my motorbike british racing green (*) and the feeling of the green covering over primer was just, oooooh. Absolute satisfaction.
(* actually metallic vert anglais, slightly lighter)
remember
oral sex makes your day,
but
anal sex makes your hole weak
a good bum on a woman!
Getting a chirpy hello and/or wave from a stranger as I ride past on my bike. It's happened with an old lady putting her bins out and a child dressed as Batman in the last few weeks.
People saying "thank you" for helping them with something. Invariably when it's a ten second trivial fix and almost never happens when you've sweated blood for a week.
Binners
Goes without saying really. Though he's not that little.
Lifting the lid on a steak pie to gaze upon the stewy goodness inside untainted by extraneous pastry.
Banning forum users for offensive statements.
a good bum on a woman!
I had to read that twice to make sure it wasn't worth a ban also.
Getting next doors dog to bark constantly while playing with tennis balls with our dog in the back garden....
Because before they had a dog and ours barked a little while playing in the garden they used to slam their windows shut in disgust.
Pathetic but it makes me smile...
Parking my car in front of the parking nazi's house,over the road.
Rejoicing never having had kids.
No one can handle a full Binners! 😯
It would take years of training at the Cirque du Soleil and a unhealthy amount of Yoga (Wont happen at my time of life) plus he has a tendency to go straight to the hips.
But he is very 'Moreish' 😳
Waking my 4 year old this morning. He was completely under his duvet, I woke him gently, and he stretched, farted and chuckled to himself before crawling into my lap and going back to sleep. Ace! 🙂
When one of the kids had a proper, side splitting, uncontrollable laugh...
Sunshine and warmth.
Muscle aches and wind/sunburn of a good day outside...
Realising that this morning, after everyone else had left, that I had 30 minutes before I had to leave for work. Breakfast on the patio whilst flicking through Gardener's World. Heaven.
poached eggs on bacon and avocado, red kites overhead and my kids skipping to the school bus at the end of my garden...
Getting that text from that someone saying "hey, how's your day going :)?"
When you friends start up with the banter.
First commute/shakedown on my summer bike today.
Lots of new bits and everything worked just purrfect.
Falling asleep on the sofa to your favourite, repeatedly watched TV show.
When my upstairs neighbour steps under a bus
Watching my 6 month old lab swimming out to retrieve a dummy from the reservoir.
And a special moment when I first discovered she actually has webbed feet. Who knew?
I was out for a ride today on the moors and bumped into an old guy who asked me for directions, we had a quick chat and it turns out he was 90 years old and out enjoying a beautiful day. I said "You look very well for 90 years old, whats your secret?"
He replies " Stay away from wimmin after you're 21 years old"
It put a smile on my face.
Spotting a stealth Jake Thackeray reference in a post.
Seeing an elderly couple holding hands.
Dust on a trail. Kids happy when I pick them up from school and grinning when they see me. Falling asleep holding one of the kids. Waking up and realising it's Saturday not a weekday! A clean chain. Fresh sheets and a cold pillow. A warm hug after a middle of the night wee!
Peeling an un-franked stamp off an envelope that's just been delivered.
Extra points if its 1st class!!
Was in a funeral car yesterday. There was an old boy going along the path on his mobility scooter. He stopped and removed his flat cap as we went past.
Proper old school gent, there can't be many people like that left.
warm enough for the butter to spread nicely.
The sound in the garden of kids going crazy on a summer evening. Brilliant
I've never really [i][b]got[/b][/i] necrophiliawarm enough for the butter to spread nicely.
thread killer ^ 😆
A perfectly ripe avocado/melon on opening.
Making a good cup of tea and coffee coz they are bloody difficult to get right! 😡
On the odd occasion when I paddle to work, being the only person on the river and seeing that electric blue flash of a kingfisher. Bloody makes my day that!