[Closed] NSFW - or for reading with your lunchtime sandwich.

I can probably help out with some cheese. *drops trousers*

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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....and just what were you searching for when you found that?

Re her method of collection : As an (almost) vegetarian I approve of anything involving a meat substitute.

I have to agree with @TheSamGrady's assessment. These SJW types are hilarious.

....and just what were you searching for when you found that?

Muffins

However, I suspect the vast majority of the utter horror about my sourdough isn’t anything to do with ignorance on food hygiene, but more to do with a general mistrust and horror at vag. I say this because I suspect if I were making my own any-other-thing-except-sourdough-using-vaginal-yeast, people probably would have just left me to it.

Bold assumption. I suggest you scrape some thrush from a nob, make some sourdough, and blog that. Well, I don't, but you get the gist....

There's feminist, and then there's 'angry about everything so will use my vagina as a vehicle for all this anger'.

As for the vagitarian bread? Meh. Other bread is readily available, I'll pass. Please note this is not to insult your vag.

I suspect that the yeast that grow on her lady bits would be out competed by the yeast that actually live on the flour and that after a refresh or two there would be nary a taint of taint about her starter anyway.

Basicallly: the annoying 4 year old who would try and be shocking by shouting pooey-bottom at the teacher, and who's mentality hasn't moved on since. Pathetic!

Too late MR.
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I wonder if the response would be different if it was one of Kylie's (in a friday kylie kind of way) new business ventures. Maybe a missed opportunity?

My local bakery does wonderful sourdough. They told me the starter was Australian.

They told me the starter was Australian.

No, they said it was from 'down under'

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Put me right off my tuna sandwiches that has....

Right up there with Vaginal Knitting

[url= http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/17/vaginal-knitting-artist-defence ]Groaniad Link[/url]

I'm really not feeling like this haddock pasty now 😥

To be honest, this kebab hasn't been very well assembled.

Right up there with Vaginal Knitting

I 'get' the knitting, it's performance art, it's meant to be questioned, talked about, discussed...It's not trying to be anything else.

The thing that bothers me about the Yeast was that she's pretending that she's not doing it to provoke a reaction, that she just happened to need something to start the culture off, and stumbled across the idea of using her own candida.

Without the context of art, it IS just "ewwww, why?"

well.. i like a good loaf as much as the next person and i enjoy eating... ahem... let's just say i have a very happy wife 8) ....

however, i don't see why i'd want to do both at the same time.

in much the same way; i enjoy a lovely shower, i also enjoy having a good poo... again there's no reason to mix the two.

Is the OP a Yank? I know they like scoffing placentas but this!

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Hope you washed more than just your hands before posting (just picture your fluffy fungus keyboard)

Fantastic, love it. LemonySam nails it tho, also, everyone carries Candida, and many many other yeasts

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Took a look at the article headline:
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maccruiskeen - Member
They told me the starter was Australian.
No, they said it was from 'down under'

Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ****ING "[i]FAMILIAR[/i]"!!!

WTF????

I'm off to make some cheddar from my athletes foot!

Write a blog about that!

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You could do beer with hint of smeg.

Best served with Scampi crisps, presumably.