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[Closed] NSFW - New mouse mat Sir?

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Really one for the gamers but ....

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Posted : 22/04/2016 1:33 pm
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Im glad to see it passes the "kick the football at the titties" test.
I'm in.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 1:42 pm
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I wonder if they get longer and flatter over time??


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 1:48 pm
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"kick the football at the titties"

Those of us with a proper education prefer punting a rugby football at the puppies.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 1:50 pm
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I had a simpler version of that with just plain foam for the boobs - bought it as a joke, not sure where it is now.

Although it probably would have been effective for those with carpel tunnel syndrome.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 2:10 pm
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I don't think those are real tbh. I've got a pretty good eye for these things, and I reckon they're silicon.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 3:09 pm
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Why would anyone want to rest a rigid pole on it?

Oh. Hang on.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 3:12 pm
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Well done Harry, much better than my attempt I was about to post!


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 3:14 pm
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I think, if you had that on your desk, you'd feel a right tit most of the time.

Unless you're left handed.


 
Posted : 22/04/2016 3:15 pm

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