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I've got aliexpress on the right hand side. girls with a handbra and a dude with a 'home made towel rail'

did not need to see that at lunchtime 😯


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:46 pm
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[quote=thomthumb said]'home made towel rail'

😆


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:48 pm
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clear your browsing history?


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:48 pm
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I've reported this thread to the Mods so they can see what the fuss is about (before fixing it, obviously) 🙂


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:48 pm
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Agreed -I thought it was just me!


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:50 pm
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i dont see any adverts 😀


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:54 pm
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*tries to decide whether to play advert lottery*

heads or tails
handbra or towel rail

hmmmm... is it worth the risk?


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 12:59 pm
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Proper dodgy it is too. STW serving up spam advert shocker was bad enough but now it's bordering on porn. How a company can have so little control of their own site is beyond me. Yes I've heard it before from Mark and his lame arse excuses that it's not their fault, but it is ultimately their site and hence responsibility.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:46 pm
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Who do hands need a bra?


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:48 pm
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[quote=dragon ]Proper dodgy it is too. STW serving up spam advert shocker was bad enough but now it's [b]bordering on porn[/b].
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:49 pm
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[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:51 pm
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Who do hands need a bra?

I'm guessing it's a pair of hands used as a bra in a sort of 'cupping' way rather than a bra for hands.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:52 pm
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I thought dragon was taking the P.
If he's serious he's a funny guy (strange not comical)


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:53 pm
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I miss the Bravissimo days. I'd struggled for years to have an identity. Yeah, it was bras but hey, it was [i]something[/i].

Anyway, we need someone to set the modz a deadline to sort this out. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:53 pm
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pics?

It's not like they can ban you for re-posting stuff they've delivered as a part of the site 🙂


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:54 pm
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All I get is adverts for ugly furniture and pillows shaped like poos. The closest I've come to achieving turgidity was over a dulux advert.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:57 pm
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[i]pillows shaped like poos[/i]

You may get a cleaner site with a 'P' but it's a very sanitised view of the world.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 1:59 pm
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pics?

It's not like they can ban you for re-posting stuff they've delivered as a part of the site

In fact you'd be adding value to their site. Win-win.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:00 pm
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girls with a handbra

Ads are served based on your personal browsing history, no?

So either you've been looking at that sort of thing in the past or you are dyslexic Googling for "handlebars" 😆


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:05 pm
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No way a girl with her hands over her boobies! That's truly shocking, oh wait no it's not.


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:12 pm
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So either you've been looking at that sort of thing in the past or you are dyslexic Googling for "handlebars"

or candelabras


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:13 pm
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You may get a cleaner site with a 'P' but it's a very sanitised view of the world.


[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:16 pm
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Ah, Bravissimo! I love it when MrsMC shops online and doesn't clear her browsing history


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:19 pm
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A happy turd?

If turds had a mood it wouldn't be 'smiley', would it?


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 2:20 pm
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Network ads tend to have a small blue triangle in the top right corner. If you click that and not the ad (be careful) it will bring up a page with information about the ad and the network that is serving it. If you do see it again (or any other ad that you think inappropriate) then let me know. mark@.. and I'll look into it. A screen grab would help too so if it does pop up again feel free to post a screen grab here or email it direct to me - you won't get in trouble 🙂

Cheers
Mark

ps. Get a grip dragon


 
Posted : 24/02/2015 3:36 pm
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the towel rail in all it's glory!!

[img][url= https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8577/16464267768_c8a8a64cb6_z.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8577/16464267768_c8a8a64cb6_z.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/r5TFcE ]Towel_rail[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/people/24645633@N08/ ]thom1984[/url], on Flickr[/img]

some one report this please - you can't report your own posts.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:37 am
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done


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:39 am
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Mark said to click the blue X at the top to get further ad details?


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:39 am
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Any more er, you know, details on the towel rail tincture?

Just, so I can report it to the mods you see.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:42 am
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Mark said to click the blue X at the top to get further ad details?

went to a google page - i'm not sure i clicked the right link?


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:43 am
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I've seen that trick before, he's using a spoon.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:43 am
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[i]went to a google page - i'm not sure i clicked the right link? [/i]

sorry, it's the triangle:

[i]Network ads tend to have a small blue triangle in the top right corner. If you click that and not the ad (be careful) it will bring up a page with information about the ad and the network that is serving it.[/i]


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:46 am
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[i]he's using a spoon. [/i]

It's his Elephant Man impersonation.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:47 am
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Anyone else get the full page grabbing Zombie Apocalypse ad?


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:49 am
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[quote=IHN ]Anyone else get the full page grabbing Zombie Apocalypse ad?
It's already under investigation.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:49 am
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sorry, it's the triangle:

just tried it some other ads and it liked to the same page: google adsense...


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:50 am
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think that's what they need - tells them the network delivering the ad.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 9:51 am
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That's not even a beach towel, poor guy.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 10:08 am
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What on earth are you compaining about? In the old days we used to have to pinch mum's Littlewoods catalogue for a bit of titillation.


 
Posted : 26/02/2015 10:11 am

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