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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23439727

What fires off the need to roll around in slurry? Bit sad that the judge called him disgusting, the bloke has got some serious mental health issues.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 7:04 am
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TBF it was the bloke's [i]behaviour[/i] that the judge described as disgusting, which is a fair point.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 7:22 am
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Good point well made.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 7:23 am
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You shouldn't knock something until you have tried it.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 7:33 am
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If a bloke can't go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.
Edit, was it Bear Grylls?


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:17 am
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Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:20 am
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If a bloke can't go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.

He was naked! If for example you had a dog, & it did its doggy thing & laid eggs in your garden, would you not be just a little freaked out fo find a naked man rolling about in those eggs?

The guy does seem to have the odd issue to overcome.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:21 am
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It's not just rolling around he's been doing. I've seen this story a few times over the years.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:23 am
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Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.

Yeah, he could have been rolling in it!


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:35 am
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It's not just rolling around he's been doing. I've seen this story a few times over the years.

Indeed - I think 'pleasuring himself' is the polite way of putting it...


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:56 am
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He must have got some odd looks on the bus home afterwards.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 8:57 am
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It is on par with the guy who "pleasured himself" whilst puncturing tyres.

As Pigface asks, what fires off this need?

In fact, scrap that, I dont want to know!!!


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 11:03 am
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Dogs love doing it, its probably a cave man throw back thing.


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 11:24 am
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you think of something?-- anything-- and there will be someone somewhere who gets off on it ! cow waste is fairly low level on these things, we had a guy round here who was into used nappies


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 11:45 am
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The judge should have given him a pat on the back...


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 11:51 am
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Heard a story like this before.
Wierd thing wasnt playing with himself in a tank of slurry. It was he was surounded by tissues to clear up his, err, mess.....


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 11:59 am
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[url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2036 ]Rule 36![/url]


 
Posted : 25/07/2013 10:36 pm
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I think this links nicely to the last post on this ere thread.

[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10207121/First-case-of-man-sexually-aroused-by-flatulence.html ]Parp! Phwoar..[/url]


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 11:37 am
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Hey, I like going out on my bike and getting covered in crap. I don't pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 11:39 am
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I don't pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.

A tandem and a willing friend might be the answer to your problem.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 2:40 pm

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