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Oooh a can of worms . And no doubt one that could well be removed before we even get started . I have a book called monsters of the movies , and whilst looking through I saw some sexy vampires . The film was called vampire lust . So I looked on you tube and as I was typing in vampire lust so super low budget (seriously about 15 quid budget) Zombie rape lust came up ! With a title like that I had to have a watch a Japanese crazy zombie film which even left me speechless. I think it is officially one of the lowest budget films ever . And there are 4 in the series....... discuss !


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:21 pm
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Debbie does....

Seven.

Both wrong in many ways. 😛


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:24 pm
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From where I was sitting Tetsuo The Iron Man was pretty wrong. As was Irreversible for many reasons.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:26 pm
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Island of Death - it features the best goat shagging scene I've seen committed to film.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:27 pm
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Back when I was a teenager there was a video doing the rounds at school - everyone called it 'Animal Farm' but it wasn't very Orwellian - technically it was porn, but you'd need to be a bit special to chub up watching it - grimm. I saw about 30 seconds of it at a mates house, never again.

Other than that I've always avoided 'video nasties' Human Centipede, 2 girls 1 cup and the Serbian film hold about as much appeal to me as watching an IS beheading, I watch to live a happy, positive life - Id only watch things like that if I could have done something to stop it.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:37 pm
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Oh and I did watch SWAP.avi once.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 5:39 pm
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Buffalo '66 was just plain disturbing.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 8:11 pm
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Taxidermia.

I guess you have to be Hungarian to appreciate it.
Put me of bacon for, ooooh, minutes.


 
Posted : 04/08/2015 8:25 pm
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The last iffy film I watched was '[url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grotesque_(2009_film) ]grotesque[/url]' and since then I've given anything that I didn't find entertaining a wide berth.

I used to watch a fair few crap films that were considered 'wrong' or 'twisted' to see what the fuss was about and was never really bothered by them.

I'm not a fan of censorship in any form and if people want to make tasteless films for artistic reasons then that's enough for me - but think I must be getting old (or have turned normal) as I've no longer any interest in watching them.

I would not recommend anyone watching this by the way - the title does sum it up


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 8:11 am
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The erotic adventures of Zorro [ he put a z on the ladies bums with his sword ]
Shaolin soccer
Zombeavers


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 8:50 am
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Teeth - SPOILER - seeing a dog eat a penis that has been severed by a vagina that has teeth was a bit of a movie milestone for me.


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 8:56 am
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Debbie does....

Seven.

I thought this was going to be one film! I now feel strangely disappointed.


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 9:20 am
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[i]I thought this was going to be one film! I now feel strangely disappointed.[/i]

You wouldn't be if you'd seen Debbie Does Dallas 🙂

Old Boy is a disturbing watch.


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 9:34 am
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Was at a large house party once, many students 'cooking with herbs.'

Being a then stranger to hits from the bong I passed out in a beanbag and awoke to the sight of a video entilted 'Animal Farm'. As I focused on the screen it soon became apparent that it wasn't much to do with George Orwell's literary classic. I decided to leg it outside and go home, but outside thought I heard a police radio the other side of the garden hedge. I hissed 'police', a mate dived under a parked car to escape detection. I felt I should inform the revellers inside of impending bust so staggered back in. Uproar ensued and herbs thrown in toilet.

Then someone knocks on the door : "Taxi?"

True story.


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 9:44 am
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Ugh, Animal Farm. What has been seen, can't be unseen 😥


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 9:49 am
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2g1c?


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 10:16 am
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there's a french film, that is disturbing in many ways, but there's a scene in a gay nightclub where a guy gets murdered with a fire extinguisher...

horrendous


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 11:21 am
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Gummo


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 11:29 am
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there's a french film, that is disturbing in many ways, but there's a scene in a gay nightclub where a guy gets murdered with a fire extinguisher...

horrendous

Irreversible, already mentioned above.

I actually enjoyed it, (apart from the subway rape screen obviously..)


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 12:41 pm
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Top Gun, wrong in so very many ways. 🙄


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 12:45 pm
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Sex lives of the potato men
The words Johnny Vegas and Orgy are something nobody wants to hear


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 12:48 pm
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one man,one jar 😯


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 12:52 pm
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bad boy bubby
pink flamingos (go on, I dare you....)
as above, Tetsuo / Tetsuo body hammer
Ichi the killer
Gozu (yakuza dude can only get off while having a ladle up his.... among many other disturbing scenes)
hell comes to frog town (just wrong that it was ever made)
cannibal ferox / cannibal holocaust
Holy mountain
baby cart and the river stix

I don't know how Oldboy is in this list (unless you're referring to the remake as remaking the original is just wrong) as the vengeance trilogy is a great piece of cinema)

I could go on but i'd probably break the internet


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 12:58 pm
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As always people are just saying any film for comedic value .
I just had a peak at grotesque. Hmmmm 30 seconds of what I saw was too much . What are the directors thinking ? Or even what are they telling the bank managers and funders ?


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 8:40 pm
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I actually enjoyed it, (apart from the subway rape screen obviously..)

A group of us watched that film together. Very uncomfortable silence was the result of that scene.


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 8:41 pm
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Grim


 
Posted : 05/08/2015 9:23 pm
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Revenge of Billy the Kid and Braindead. So bad theyre good!


 
Posted : 06/08/2015 2:37 am
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Le Big le Bapskis


 
Posted : 07/08/2015 5:32 pm
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Posted : 07/08/2015 6:35 pm
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why the hell did I just watch that?


 
Posted : 07/08/2015 6:57 pm
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I was in a room when a deviant put on a vid called "Choc sh@t lovers".
I left the room ,retching, very quickly . 🙁


 
Posted : 07/08/2015 7:29 pm
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I've had no problem stomaching many horror films including video nastys and even the torture porn films like Saw and Hostel

however, try watching French horror film 'Martyrs'?

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Posted : 07/08/2015 9:21 pm
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why the hell did I just watch that?

same. what the hell is it???

also saw all the 'video nasties' back in the eighties, animal farm, the cannibal ferox/holocaust jobbies etc. seem to remember one called anthropophogous beast or somethings too. they just tried to make em as shocking as poss, which was great for us impressionable teenagers.
i dont think they stand the test of time tho. caught a bit of the old 'i spit on your grave' a few years back and just thought 'how did we like this sh1t? 😀


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:37 am
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Gunga Din on the telly at the moment.
Racial stereotypes/flag waving empire building in abundance.
Still a spiffing adventure old boy


 
Posted : 08/08/2015 6:50 am
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Suicide club (Japanese film from 2001). A few scenes were passed around my school when I was in year 10/11 (:spoiler: the mass train track jumping scene comes to mind as the most memorable. :spoiler:) so I decided to watch it, cannot be unseen and truly a weird film


 
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why the hell did I just watch that?

same. what the hell is it???

It's the finale from a very real (I'm afraid) film.

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Posted : 08/08/2015 10:12 pm

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