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[Closed] Not sure what to make of this piece of news from the BBC...

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-20484762

each to their own...


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 10:58 pm
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hmm.. how long before you delete that inflammatory comment I wonder..?


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 10:59 pm
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now play nice no need for that...


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 11:01 pm
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a naked table-leg polishing lost-my-footing type accident, perchance ?


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 11:04 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 11:24 pm
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Lets face it folks, after a few drinks, we've all been there at some stage.


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 11:34 pm
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Lets face it folks, after a few drinks, we've all been there at some stage.

Not there, but someone on here must have been this man:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stmA man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm


 
Posted : 25/11/2012 11:40 pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

HAHAH!


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 12:14 am
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Yes, but only if you remove the saddle.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 12:16 am
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Hmm. Someone's edited.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 12:19 am
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm [s]A man[/s]Hora caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

On a more serious note, my niece took a nasty fall a few years ago and landed straddling the back of a kiddies chair. The side supports stood proud of the back and she quite literally was 'penetrated' by one of them.

This was no laughing matter. Presenting a four year old at A&E with a penetration wound like that, with internal bleeding and splinters caused quite a bit of concern. Both my brother and sister-in-law were interviewed by social services and thankfully no one concluded it was anything other than my niece's (well documented) proneness to accidents (she had already lost the tip of a finger in a door at a supermarket and had to have it stitched back on. Her mum had the foresight to use a bag of frozen peas to keep it fresh while they waited for an ambulance).


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 9:02 am
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A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation

Joking aside ("he doesn't do it all the time, just comes in cycles"), the sentence seems a bit harsh to me. If he was doing it in the town centre fair enough, but behind locked doors? He was in his own bedroom FFS, I'm pretty sure I've breached the peace in a few bedrooms myself over the years.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 9:17 am
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just finshed reading [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_%28novel%29 ]'Choke', by Chuck Palahniuk.[/url]
How timely!


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 9:33 am
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I'd seen the table-leg incident on the BBC website, but hadn't thought twice about it until now... 😯


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 9:47 am
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Three years probation for humping his own bike in his own bedroom? Should have been sectioned indefinitely like they used to in the good ol' days. 😮


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 10:17 am

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