[Closed] Not ideal reading but...scrotal fizz on sneezing

is it a nice sensation? 😉

Is is a nice sensation?

Reminds me a bit of the old joke; a woman goes into the doctors and says "Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm" - the doctor says "what would you like me to do about it?" - "Can you give me a prescription for pepper?"

It also reminds of a somewhat 😯 moment - when our daughter was little, on the cusp between needing bathing and bathing herself, my wife was telling her how important it was to keep her 'bottom' clean - and was informed that when she washed her girl bottom it felt all nice tingly 😯

I may or may not recall that in my Father of the Bride speech (probs not, TBH)

"Scrotal Fizz" the sensational new album by Captain Flashheart

Completes the trilogy started by the hugely successful albums "Massive Bouncy Pagga" and "Betwixt crimp and splash"

It'll be your muscles tensing thats doing it, I got similar sensations (or, on occasions, vice gripping pain) when I had a hernia. I still very occasionally get a tingling or tensing in my gooch (perineum if you want to get technical) to this day. Might be worth getting a checkup just in case you have a minor tear somewhere but if it's not painful or lasting any amount of time I wouldn't say it's a problem.

On the other hand if you're making a mess at both ends when you sneeze that's definitely not normal. It's only supposed to be worth a partial orgasm.

"Scrotal Fizz" the sensational new album by Captain Flashheart

The opening track, 'Pube in my eye', is awesome..

I still don't think it compares to the iconic offerings from the orthopaedic shoes era.

[i]the orthopaedic shoes era[/i]

Club music?

Instead of asking a bunch of cyclists and IT managers you need to get straight down to A&E and tell them about your symptoms. No, really, you do.

Instead of asking a bunch of cyclists and IT managers you need to get straight down to A&E and [s]tell them about [/s] show the receptionist your symptoms.

FIFY

I'd also mention that it could be Cat Aids.....

DrJ is probably the one to listen to so far in this thread.

Top tip: When the doctor grabs your scrotum and says 'cough' it's not an instruction to run away.

Scrotal Fizz sounds like the perfect post-Brexit Eurovision entry.

OP, if nothing else you gave me a good laugh

Keep it up

😯

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER.

Conker fizz...

WTF next??

Go to docs - could be start of a hernia.

It also reminds of a somewhat moment - when our daughter was little, on the cusp between needing bathing and bathing herself, my wife was telling her how important it was to keep her 'bottom' clean - and was informed that when she washed her girl bottom it felt all nice tingly

Yeah we had that conversion too. Last night whilst drying herself after a bath she was basically doing the splits (this is usual) and shouted out that her "doodaa looks just like a little winkle".

Assuming this is normal. I certainly get it when nervous, or when a chill wind blows...

Have vivid memories of sitting on the floor for assembly at school and feeling mine tighten like a crisp packet in an oven as the role call of bus-related misdemeanours was recanted and the guilty parties told to wait for a thrashing after...

Another thread which proves a 'like' button is needed. Excellent stuff.
OP..I'm even a little bit jealous

I was quite taken with CFH's chill out album ...Flaccid Moments.

OP do you wash with one of those shower gels with tea tree oil or eucalyptus in it, because they do strange things to your bawbag.

Well, I've sprinkled the pepper and opened a beer.

Time for a quality night in on my own.

Good grief TGA. How dare you ask, on a PUBLIC forum of all places, what I wash nature's man bag with. How very, very odd.

Pffftin' 'Eck.

How do you know it wrinkles? Did you use a mirror or get someone to watch?

Got the Fizz?

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feeling mine tighten like a crisp packet in an oven

I applaud you sir. That's one of the best descriptions of a shriveling ball sack I've ever come across 😆

Well I thought it would be a bit off to come and peep through your bathroom window - after how upset you got last time - so how else am I supposed to find out the answer?

[quote=wwaswas said]DrJ is probably the one to listen to so far in this thread.

An accountant ? No ta.

Scrotal Fizz?!! Are brewdog branching out in to the alternative champagne category?

[i]An accountant ? No ta[/i]

Was worth a try.