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[Closed] Normal to have leaves in your poo?

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As in the ones that might be in a curry or such.

Asking for a friend.


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 2:01 am
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Scoop them out?


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 2:38 am
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Is it the sign on an expert level vegetarian?
'I'm so dedicated, even my poo is made of leaves'


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 2:43 am
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Posted : 07/01/2018 3:17 am
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If you take a dump in the forest then it’s perfectly normal!


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 7:32 am
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Depends how well the loo roll was processed??


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 7:55 am
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Eats, Shits and Leaves?


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 8:48 am
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Autumny Trouble?


 
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Twiglets germinated?


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 8:57 am
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I once ate some stuffed vine leaves like these.
They basically came out looking the same and could probably be served again.

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Posted : 07/01/2018 10:20 am
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If I eat nuts my poo has an uncanny resemblance to crunchy peanut butter.....


 
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uncanny resemblance to crunchy peanut butter.....

Sun Pat or Tescos own??


 
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Sun Pat or Tescos own??

Look wise SunPat, taste wise Tescos own đŸ˜‰


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 2:42 pm
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One way to check is to search on [url= https://www.isitnormal.com/search?q=leaves+poo&has_js=true ]isitnormal.com[/url]. There are no matching questions. So no, it is not normal.


 
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đŸ˜† đŸ˜›


 
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I would be worried if I hadn't eaten any leaves.


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 2:54 pm
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[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/anyone-on-here-properly-inspect-their-poo ]http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/anyone-on-here-properly-inspect-their-poo[/url]


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 6:26 pm
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Strange thing is the curry was eaten first with other food later that evening.

Here is the paradox:

Should be first in, first out, right?

Yet the offending dollop literally had the leaf sitting atop the little volcanic island. Like a little black palm tree.

So in this case first in equalled last out. Evidently the leaf had travelled through a singularity during its exit.

My mate says thanks for the info.


 
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That isitnormal website is an eye-opener.....


 
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Poopscoop.. interesting stuff ..did the fact that the leaf came out last necessitate the need for loo roll ?
Or is that too much to ask your friend ? 8)


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 10:38 pm
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Erm, my mate said that it was still required.

I see where your coming from though.

Self cleaning poo. Wish I, he I mean, could bottle it. Not sure of market he'd be aiming for though?


 
Posted : 07/01/2018 10:41 pm
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[s]Your[/s] / his aim would have to be pretty good to get it in a bottle


 
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and could probably be served again

Who says you were the first person to eat those leaves?...


 
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try having crohns and a shortened intestine

My bog can look like a pizza hut salad cart at times!


 
Posted : 08/01/2018 1:24 pm

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