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Why did the artist join the PC brigade?
Cos he was too easelly offended. 😆 😆 😆
I think you might have left a bit out
What do you get when you cross an Octopus with a Kangaroo and a Sheep and a Zebra?
A striped woolly jumper with 8 arms
I think you might have left a bit out
Soz, here's the missing bit... 😆
I think you might have left a bit outSoz, here's the missing bit...
Can't you just give us the full picture?
Can't you just give us the full picture?
No, I'm giving you the brush off!
A fat women stopped me in the street and said, will you see me across the road love?
I said, across the road, I could see you from space ya fat cow.
Nice one from someone called "Ton"
[i]Nice one from someone called "Ton"[/i]
I agree, good joke Ton 😆
Ton's not fat, he's just 'large'
(& stop hijacking my threads ya Knob!)
i went up to a fat bird in the pub last night.
you are a big lass aren't i said.
tell me something i dont know, she said, with a tear in her eye.
salad tastes nice, i replied.
😀
Splutter
The invention of the shovel must of been really groundbreaking.
What's green and doesn't weigh very much?
Light green.
This is my thread right, so sod off & have a happy new year.
Do one else I'll get some ladders & smash ya face in!
(not with the ladders, I just need them to reach) 8)
Do I send my letter of complaint to the Editor at the Guardian?
i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping. 🙄
"You're fattist!"
"No, you're the fattest"
- after Jimmy Carr
not very non pc sorry I will try harder next year.
What do you sing at a Snowmans Birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
What have Hull and Las Vagas got in common? They are they only two cities you can pay for a hooker with chips.
[quote=ton ]i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping.
There's nothing funny about being fat Tony.
Unless it's a fat clown!
i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping.
Like we discussed on the ride Tony, someone might be offended. 😀
how did Jesus get such amazing abs?
cross-fit 😀