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My lads new timetable reveals that he has Mrs Bramley for cookery and Mrs Banger for science.

Don't remember any when I was at school though - how about you?


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:12 pm
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No teachers but we went on a school trip once to Hadrian's Wall and met an archaeologist called Mr. Bone.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:14 pm
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They're probably aptonyms rather than nominative determinism.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:15 pm
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I knew a guy called Jim Hall who was a PE teacher.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:16 pm
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There's a few good ones here:

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/nominative-determinism-at-work


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:19 pm
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We had a Mr Rice at my school.

He taught woodwork but would usually appear in the Home Ec lab over the corridor as the cakes finished baking 😀


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:21 pm
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I used to work with a guy called Dan Dare. I kid you not


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:25 pm
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I'd forgotten my post on that previous thread - must have had a bad day in the office!


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 5:55 pm
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A local school had a Mr Dick, he was Head of Year 9.


 
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Mrs Potter who was an art teacher but the only one who did all the pottery classes


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 7:07 pm
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Had a music teacher at school called Mr C Sharp


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 7:36 pm
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Had a former workmate called Richard Head. As I know it is an aptonym I have no interest in finding out whether it was nominative determinism or not.


 
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Dr Cain was an erstwhile deputy headmaster.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 9:04 pm
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Had a music teacher called Mrs Singer.

Also had a history teacher with a severe turn in his eye, worse than Marty Feldman, his name was BD Jones.


 
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Wasn't a teacher but the principal at technical college Isaac hunt


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 9:14 pm
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I knew a cop called Nick Moore.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 10:34 pm
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My friend and colleague of 25 years retired recently. She taught cookery, very well indeed. Her surname was Thomas, hence her nickname, Thomas Cook.


 
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Mrs Banger

Good job she's not doing sex ed then.


 
Posted : 09/09/2015 11:30 pm
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My sister's dentist is called Mr Dentith.


 
Posted : 10/09/2015 6:56 am
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My agent in Zimbabwe is called Innocent Dick. He's far from innocent though.

There used to be a plumber in Ramsbottom called Gordon Fish.

I used to know a gardener called Dan Digweed.


 
Posted : 10/09/2015 7:02 am
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None.

However, my sister in law refused to take her husbands surname when they married. As a primary teacher 'Mrs Sowerbutts' may not have gone down without a few titters....


 
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Saw a driving instructor out and about yesterday with his name, Barry Parkes, writ large on the side of his car.


 
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I used to drive past an estate agents in Vic, Aus, called Robin Daley.


 
Posted : 10/09/2015 8:14 am
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my sister in law refused to take her husbands surname when they married

I worked with a chap whose surname was Hoare.

His wife, who also worked there, chose to retain her maiden name.


 
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Also near me is a guy who sells second-hand tack and equestrian equipment.
His name?
Nick Whipps.


 
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"The Symptoms, Nature, Cause, and Cure of a Gonorrhoea" - By William Cockburn

http://www.amazon.com/Symptoms-Nature-Cause-Cure-Gonorrhoea/dp/1235597695


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 5:34 pm
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Tom has just won todays internet!


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 5:53 pm
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We have a Mr Money at my current school. He's in the wrong job!


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 5:54 pm
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I forgot to add that the woman who cleans my lab is called Column. Colleen the cleaner.


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 6:40 pm
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I work with PC Sergeant


 
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My mate is a teacher, called Mr Wright, he likes to be too.
I knew a lecturer called Peter Nurse, his wife was called Anne.


 
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On my PGCE course there was a girl called Shirley Kitcat. She changed it by deed-poll after the first teaching practice. My local primary had a Miss Barstead, parents would struggle with the spelling when writing absence notes.


 
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Not a teacher, but a urologist locally: Mr Burns-Cox

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Posted : 13/09/2015 6:57 pm
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@Bregante- not Peter Sergeant, from Machynlleth by any chance?


 
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On my PGCE course there was a girl called Shirley Kitcat.

When I worked in support we had a user called Wayne P Kitcat. Maybe a relation?


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 7:33 pm
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I know a Bill Dingwall - unfortunately not in the construction industry.


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 7:42 pm
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Guy dealt with at International Flavour, Mr Liquorice


 
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Bregante, he has been promoted in our force. We have a sergeant Sergeant.
In the village i used to live in we had a Jack Frost and a Peter Rabbit


 
Posted : 13/09/2015 8:05 pm

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