[Closed] Noisy twatting Cockrell in Surbia

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Cock a doodle doo

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zere it eees kill it!!

Must be noisy if you can hear it all the way from the bolkans

[i]Noisy ****ting Cockrell in Surbia[/i]

he's feeling peckish, probably just south of Hungary

God knows why you are complaining! She's got a twin sister too!

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Is waiting.....

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Has anyone seen my cock?
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple round his head
He stands right up in the morning
And he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen (has anybody seen)
Has anybody seen my cock?

Ivor Biggun sings:

You need to get the owner to reduce the height between the perch and the top of the roof where it roosts.

With the height reduced to ~2" taller than the bird it means it cannot extend it's neck and make [s]any[/s] much noise.

So I cant throw a Claymore, dress up as a Fox and sex it?

Was it Brant's?

I thought you told us it was beautiful?

[i]I thought you told us it was beautiful? [/i]

Maybe it is - the problem is everyone can hear it coming.

Hi, My names Dixie and I'm a chickenologist. Firstly I'd like to reassure you that what your experiencing is a very common issue, which is easily remedied. The cock is sexually frustrated and requires satisfying. If you do this personally, the cock will form a bond with you and will become silent in the mornings. I'm currently doing a PHD on this subject and would benefit from your encounter, so please post up any video footage or pictures that you obtain in your task. If you need to contact me via our website just google: chicks with dix, and you should find us. Enjoy, Dix.

Sounds like a right load of cock.

Interesting choice of picture Whathaveisaidnow... or just a really appropriate forum i.d.

You need to get the owner to reduce the height between the perch and the top of the roof where it roosts

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