[Closed] Noel Edmonds spreads rubbish on internet

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Man has an option on the Web shocker

Is Charlotte Edmonds, Director of Bucket Management Ltd, 50% owner of the product's distributor, your daughter, by any chance?

He wasn't saying it was his opinion though. He was presenting it as "scientific fact".

Man has an option on the Web shocker

There's opinion, I assume that's what you meant, and there's this:

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Just thought it was an amusing story to share, what with the tweets in response to the bearded fool.
Apologies to ro5ey for being so boring. I'll go away and check all his threads for how to be more entertaining.

"Years of research have yielded the iMRS system — a low frequency pulsed electrometric field therapy (PEMF) device that mimics the earth’s magnetic field in frequencies and intensities to optimize cell function."

wtf

Doesn't he also believe in "cosmic ordering"??

I am shocked!

I had no idea his middle name was Ernest.

If I didn't already think he was a man whose dole talent was to spot an opportunity, most are sensible enough to leave well alone I would be well surprised. Playing on people's fear of cancer. How low can you go Noel?

Looks like a top of the range George Foreman grill. And we all know how good they are for you. I'm in.

Oh dear oh dear Mr Edmonds...... that's 3 quite clear medical claims right there for your medical device. You can't just go around saying that your(or your daughter's) magic machine cures cancer - hefty fine incoming I suspect.

On a serious note - its deeply, deeply unethical to try to sell a venerable population (ie: people with cancer) on the basis that it will cure them. How many desperate cancer sufferers are going to buy this because they'll try anything? That's why medical marketing is so heavily regulated. Remember that chap selling IED detecting machines? This is no different.

Idiot.

saying that your(or your daughter's) magic machine cures cancer

He doesn't say that. He says it 'tackles' cancer.

But you have read that as something else. You must be facing a hefty fine.

He doesn't say that. He says it 'tackles' cancer.

He also tweeted that it reduces cancer risk:

"Just looked at latest stats showing very soon 50% of us will get cancer. @EMP_Pad is one way of reducing your risk #selfhealth"

And when challenged by a cancer sufferer he said that it was "Scientific fact - disease is caused by negative energy"

He doesn't say that. He says it 'tackles' cancer.

Yes.... Fortunately the people who rule on this sort of thing can't be fooled quite that easily. It's fraud - and the fact he's targeting a vulnerable population makes it even worse.

I'm all for allowing people to be conned into buying anti wrinkle cream by pseudo-science, but saying something is effective at "tackling cancer" is a big no-no..... It's practically THE textbook example of corporate unethical behaviour.

'Tackling' does seem to imply that you are improving the state of the disease in that patient though.

Must have missed the scientific studies showing this improvement in actual people.

The only scientifically provable fact here is that Edmonds is a collossal bellend.

The Man's an Arsehole for that claim - if a single desperate cancer patient out there who ends up giving him money for that in hope it will save their life - he should be flogged in the street.

I think a lot of people think he's some dippy, cosmic ordering weirdo but mostly harmless, the truth is he's a ruthless self-serving right-wing **** of the highest order who's managed to earn himself around £75m over the years, mostly by cashing in when things go well and letting others fit the bill when they don't.

Absolutely smug little git and now he comes out with that shite.

http://newsthump.com/2016/06/07/noel-edmonds-aiming-to-repair-reputation-of-70s-djs-by-selling-cancer-cure/

Of all the folk named under Yewtree, I'm still amazed his name didn't come up

If it's so good, how come he still can't dye his beard and his hair the same colour?

Surely there's a setting to reduce old man's vanity?

Must be a 1st everyone in agreement over something.

Anyone at the back disagree?

I did like this observation:
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So much negative energy in here today. <coughs violently>

Expressing surprise that someone we don't like isn't being investigated under Operation Yewtree is a little low in my opinion.

However, there's no getting away from the fact that he's a premier league throbber. When he and Mike Read get too physically close to one another, something strange must happen to the universe, given the uber-throbberisms that the pair of them spout.

If he's right about negative energy causing cancer, can we [i]aim[/i] it? At, for the sake of argument, Noel Edmonds?

We could, but it wouldn't do anything because he's got one of those anti-cancer-boxes

The bastard thinks of everything 🙁

I can offer you a shoebox full of cuddly toys and with a pink elephant drawn on it for half the price of his magic box. My studies have shown that it might make you happy and that's surely a good thing in the search for a cure for this awful disease?

[i]Of all the folk named under Yewtree, I'm still amazed his name didn't come up[/i]

I'm not. .he clearly has no sexual preference whatsoever.

****ing bitch

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**** bitch

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The only scientifically provable fact here is that Edmonds is a collossal bellend.

Oi, thats sexist. Please use a gender neutral insult to avoid insult.

Scientific fact - disease is caused by negative energy

Scientific fact - disease is caused by negative energy

...scientifically provable fact here is that Edmonds is a collossal bellend

These are the facts I like - when combined with

Negative energy is generated within the body of Edmonds and spontaneously leaves his person via his bellend.

I was some what drunk last night so apologies DezB ... I promptly fell fast asleep after posting

But you missed my point old boy

I was trying to make the point by doing it myself .... people say dumb arse things on the internet.

God knows we see it all the time on here , and do it ourselves on occasion.

It's actually maybe more of a surprise that celebs don't do it more often.

But any way .... edmonds is indeed a plonker so now we defo have 100% of posts thinking as such

Negative energy is a real problem - you should see what it does to Bungee cords!

http://newsthump.com/2016/06/07/noel-edmonds-aiming-to-repair-reputation-of-70s-djs-by-selling-cancer-cure/