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That I woke up in a full blown panic from. You lot were all in it. I was attempting to organise some sort of group ride and the level of faffage and argument was off the scale. Eventually I escaped by riding UP a flight of stairs on my fat bike which drew grasps of admiration. I still rode off tho.
Gawd along knows what is going on in my head. I think it may be full of spiders
Was there anyone on the stairs?
An appreciative audience of STWers in awe of my great skills! I think that was the most ridiculous part of it all
sounds like a pootle
What did you imagine we all looked like?
Anyone turn up in a Porsche Mecan ?
I don't get much detail in nightmares - but I think mainly beardy weirdos dressing in fleuro lycra
We were all dressed, yes?
grasps of admiration
Were we all grasping each other's spandex clad buttocks?
Was there a morning glory?
We were all dressed, yes?
Naked, but everyone was wearing a helmet.
Flashy beat me to the helmet gag! Ooer, was that another one 😉
What was the nightmare bit? TJ on a fatbike?
I was enjoying a bacon sandwich until I got to Senor J’s post...
Had you just kicked a dog before riding up the stairs?
Stairs or escalators?
Stairs or escalators?
He is on a bike, he won't take off on a [s]conveyor belt[/s] escalator.
So, were the gasps in awe of your skill or the fact they had a view of your naked derrière?
TJ on a fatbike
Chubby?
I was enjoying a bacon sandwich until I got to Senor J’s post…
Now you fancy sausage?
So, were the gasps in awe of your skill or the fact they had a view of your naked derrière?
Moonshine on Leith.
The gasps were people in awe of my mad skills - probably the most unlikely bit of the whole thing
the nightmare bit was that you lot would not do as you were told!
S**t does this mean you lot are actually real?!!
The same stairs Si rode down?
Eventually I escaped by riding UP a flight of stairs on my fat bike which drew grasps of admiration. I still rode off tho.
Best Humble Brag in a while
The nightmare for the rest of us, is that is reality when dealing with you😈
Best Humble Brag in a while
Remember, it was a dream after all.
I for one feel I owe you apology for my part in your nightmare.
Sorry.
Aye bikepawl - maybe hoist by my own petard. Perhaps even a conspiracy by you lot!
Eventually I escaped by riding UP a flight of stairs on my fat bike which drew grasps of admiration. I still rode off tho.
I bet it was a dream e-bike. So not that impressive.
<Logs onto Strava><Flags dream>
Oh! So it was you riding up the stairs.... I was well impressed
Naked, but everyone was wearing a helmet
Ah, but were the helmet(s) fitted correctly?
I had a biking dream last night too- dreamt my Cotic had been converted into a trike and I was riding it very slowly up a steep hill