[Closed] Night out with my wife, what to do?

Cheap meal? More social than cinema.

Although that reminds me, must go and see Wolf of Wall Street with the wife this WE.....

Jesus wept.

In the spirit of an earlier thread, can I be the first to suggest that you take her up the OXO Tower?

In times like this what I do is discuss it with them and not the internet

dark lay-by and/or forest carpark

In times like this what I do is discuss it with them and not the internet

@junkyard, I would but she's at friends with our kids and won't be back till late.

Coke & hookers, a remarkably versatile option.

I can recommend taking the wife up the Oxo Tower, great reviews

[url= http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/24/oxo_tower/ ]Oxo Tower reviews[/url]

Give her a list of menial tasks, then fk off down the pub with her mates.

In times like this what I do is [s]discuss it with[/s] text them and not the internet

Happy Now 😉

if you can drink as little as me then beers is the cheapest option ....then again you have to talk to them all night if you choose that option

Cheap hotel and baby oil.

'Tis what I'd do with your wife.

(Sorry.)

In times like this what I do is discuss it with text them and not the internet
Happy Now

Alcopops then bus shelter.
Or aperitifs in boozer, cheap meal, digestifs in boozer. Get a bit drunk and have a laugh.

coolhandluke - Member
I can recommend taking the wife up the Oxo Tower, great reviews

Oxo Tower reviews

Genuinely thought "taking her up the Oxo tower was a euphemism when it was first mentioned...

Feign an interest in a local club and attend their AGM, say the fly tiers guild or corduroy society?

Cheap hotel and baby oil.

'Tis what I [s]'d[/s] do with your wife

😉

Quiet bar for a couple of hours and a spot of cheap dinner. Tbh, just sitting without the kids/ TV/ something you have to do distracting you is actually quite refreshing. You'd be amazed at what you might learn about the OH.

[quote=johndoh ]She's halfway through a three hour drive back from our friends. I'd rather not text her.

So she says. She's actually just cleaning off the baby oil.

Genuinely thought "taking her up the Oxo tower was a euphemism when it was first mentioned...

Of course it is...has to be! I would rather just say OXO?! Before I ask her if I can F her in the A.

are you SURE it's love....

If we had a baby sitter my ex used to love me taking her up the gary. On a Friday she would delight in me giving her a creamy boona up there.

I took my Lass out for a snowboard lesson (I went skiing) then we had a cheep meal. fantastic night both enjoyed it but it was a little pricy, fully intend on doing it again though

Awe first time off in 6years, dear God treat her to something really really special. You don't have to go far or do much (on a budget) but for suggestions other than "beer/pub/cinema/OXO Tower" ya need to give us at least some idea of where you live (not your address mateyboy)

I'll start with a romantic picnic in the park early evening champers, canapés, flowers, music etc. then meander to a Gallery or Club or a long walk by a River ending up at a secluded Pub then a few cocktails all making sure you devote your time to Her and not yourself.
Taxi home.

HTH 😀

Live in Yorkshire, had nights 'off' together before but always had plans. This one was sprung on us (friend offered to look after the girls). Only have from about 7.30pm till midnight latest, obviously don't have use of our house...

I took the missus up the OXO Tower once, it was a little cramped but had a cracking view.

Johndoh you're going out with the sexiest funniest woman ever and she thinks you're the dogs dangly bits .Relax and have a great time.

I've not read any of the above (apart from op) but my mrs always says if I wanted to sit and watch a film in silence I could do that on my own, so what's the point in two of us doing that?...