[Closed] Nigela Lawson

I'd be on drugs if I was married to owd chuck

Oh another thread about this seems like everyone cares

Poor woman has been stitched up.

Hats off to the guy/gal that made that video.....absolute genius!!!

Holy **** - Kayak23 that had me howling with laughter, Chapeau to the editor of that little beauty.

Trying to divert questions from my 2 lads as to why tears of laughter are rolling down my cheeks.

😆

Cassetteboy, if I'm not mistaken.

fantastic link, I am in tears laughing..

I would love a night in on the old marching powder with Nigela. 😀

Slightly more explicit xmas version:

I watched the video again this morning and I'm still laughing. So surprised not to have seen a tabloid headline "Nigella coked off her tits"

I had to chuckle at Saatchi saying that compared to Nigella, he is as pure as the *ahem* driven snow...

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Holy crap, that was agony watching that vid (only because my ribs are actually broken and laughing causes me great pain!).

Funny as **** though

just out of interest, why are we taking the piss out of someone who has suffered in an abusive relationship, and is now undergoing character assassination by media in a trial that's about fraudulent activity of business associates not her private life?

just leaves a bit of bad taste to be honest 😕

is abusing women socially acceptable as long as there is some titillation for the masses and a chance to poke fun at a person who has a public persona?

Didn't think you'd be the one to get on a sanctimonious high horse about such things.

Oh god..! I shouldn't have watched that with a broken sternum.. 😆

"My clam flesh" 😆

both in this thread and the one from yesterday, I read most of this as complimentary to her, flattering her. Clearly she is an attractive and succesful person and is in the public eye. The fact that she isnt whiter than white (no pun) and has a more human side is for me, even more appealing. I admire her more than I did. Huzzah!

none of us know really what either her or Saatchi are like other than what we have read and our opinions can only be based on this. Maybe he is a saint provoked by an evil woman and maybe he is a nasty piece of work. I suspect the truth lies between the two somewhere.

high horse? dismount.

tazzy +1

Personally, I took a dislike to her after seeing her in one of the early series of "Who Do You Think You Are" on the Beeb. Her disappointment, quivering upper lip and tears at being identified as a descendant of the less aristocratic Sephardi jewish sub-culture rather than Ashkenazi showed the insecure sleb snob she is. It's no surprise her personal life has been one shaky relationship after another. She's just not very nice. And she married an arsehole who, it appears, if we are to believe the tabs, isn't very nice to her. Now it appears they were screwed by their PAs.

The whole thing stinks, but is only out-stinked by our morbid interest and desire to see peoples' personal lives raked over in public.

not really a sanctimonious high horse, just cant see the point in making light of wife beating? i suppose if it was done in an "it's a knock out" stylee, with Stuart hall commentating whilst touching up young folk and charles saatchi wearing a comedy penguin outfit, it would be light entertainment for you grum

The whole thing stinks, but is only out-stinked by our morbid interest and desire to see peoples' personal lives raked over in public.

I agree with that, but the videos are still funny in a childish kind of way - I don't see how the two things are even connected TBH.

just cant see the point in making light of wife beating?

Can you point out where someone has done that please?

and personally can't stand the woman, just hate the "lets take joy in someone else misery, especially if they have a bit of money or a lifestyle you can be jealous of as it makes your dreary existence seem more palatable" kind of attitude that you English seem particularly good at

I agree with that, but the videos are still funny in a childish kind of way - I don't see how the two things are even connected TBH.

I wasn't connecting the two to be honest. I've only ever looked at one of them I think.

and personally can't stand the woman, just hate the "lets take joy in someone else misery, especially if they have a bit of money or a lifestyle you can be jealous of as it makes your dreary existence seem more palatable" kind of attitude that you English seem particularly good at

Well, you seem to be trying exceptionally hard to find schadenfreude here, where there is none. Perhaps there is a more suitable thread for your self-righteousness?

zokes- when something as corrupt and piss takingly viscous as a Taz is speaking from a moral standpoint you need to have a look at yourself sunshine, as grum so rightly points out...I'm usually a charlie uniform November tango of the highest order... the vids are quite funny, the whole joy at someone elses misfortune... well to be honest...that just shows you to be a petty small minded fkwit 😀

What tazzy said as for self righteous FFS a woman is being bullied in a court case by an aggressive ex partner who abused her and in public. He is continuing his harrasment and he is still [ and succeeding] trying to bully and humiliate her.
Really if you wont mount a high horse or get sanctimonious about this you live in the gutter and you have the morals [ if any] of a sewer rat

just out of interest, why are we taking the piss out of someone

Oh, is that what we're doing? I thought the videos in particular were excellent homages to a cultural icon.

Sexy, too... 😀

the vids are quite funny, the whole joy at someone elses misfortune...

Again, can you show me some examples of this?

JY - bullying and abuse are bad and to be condemned, whoever it applies to. I don't think anyone is questioning that are they? Does that mean we aren't allowed to laugh at the funny videos made long before any of this came out?

Let's be honest here, if she didn't have big tits she wouldn't be famous and rich. So I couldn't care less what happens to her now. You live by the tit, you die by the tit.

Is that how Gordon Ramsay did it, then?

Yes. He's a great big tit

grum if you look back through the thread you will see that as well as the vids( not what I was commenting about) there are a series of comments about baking bad, her being coked of her tits etc...

and this kinda typifies it

Let's be honest here, if she didn't have big tits she wouldn't be famous and rich. So I couldn't care less what happens to her now. You live by the tit, you die by the tit.

Speaking as someone who used to spend a great deal of my time coked off my tits, I can't say I blame her.

the vids are quite funny,

They are, and are in no way connected to

the whole joy at someone elses misfortune

Deliberatley conflating those two disparate things....

... well to be honest...that just shows you to be a petty small minded fkwit

zokes..at no point did I link the two things I just mentioned taking the piss out of a woman who has been in an abusive relationship as some of the direct comments have done,was a bit off in my twisted opinion. you and grumpy seem to have put a link in where there was none at all or any mention of the vids in my post, you've done that all by your own little selves....clever children

He just said he wasn't talking about the vids. Keep up!

Must Type Quicker.

I guess there isnt a chill pill near you and even if there was I guess you wouldnt take it? 😉

thanks woppit...can i link this to religion and god for you, so you can get a good troll on as well 😆

I guess there isnt a chill pill near you and even if there was I guess you wouldnt take it?

no....a ciggie would be nice right now though...or maybe a chocolate hobnob to dunk in me tea

tazzymtb - I guess there isnt a chill pill near you and even if there was I guess you woul

Hang on - he's just speaking his corner. What's YOUR problem?

can i link this to religion and god for you, so you can get a good troll on as well

Yeah go on, why not.

right, just for the honorable gentlemen Woppit... I blame religion! all this enjoying others misfortune, has a direct correlation with the christian superiority complex over the heathens... It's not your fault, you are all mindless sheep that have been indoctrinated from birth to believe in god and country which gives you a sense of right for divine judgement...as you are english and christian...if you were all believers in reason and science...none of this would have happened...you've all made the baby jesus very sad...and it's nearly his birthday!

I've been saved by Jesus and I'm really offended by your point of view..

JY - bullying and abuse are bad and to be condemned, whoever it applies to. I don't think anyone is questioning that are they?

Does that mean we aren't allowed to laugh at the funny videos made long before any of this came out?

you can do what you want I never suggested banning anything

😀 love you woppster you make me smile

hallelujah!!

[i]just out of interest, why are we taking the piss out of someone who has suffered in an abusive relationship[/i]

Just out of interest... I have absolutely no idea what goes on in her private life and I'm not the least bit interested. The video is funny though, because on the public TV show she presents about cooking, she acts in a supposedly sexy manner.
So who's taking the piss?

Back in the day I wouldn't have minded a good go at her tramlines. Bet she gets the best crystal.

What's the reason for your superiority complex then tazzy, seeing as we can't blame religion?

What's the reason for your superiority complex then tazzy, seeing as we can't blame religion?

He has no friends IRL so he has to project a multitude of tolling personas on here?

What's the reason for your superiority complex then tazzy, s

Amazing. You've analyzed his personality from reading a few posts about his opinions.

Who are you, the ghost of Sigmund Freud? Deud?

yep that's me, a friendless troll with a superiority complex..now all i need to do is be a short fat ****t with an orange 5 and I'll fit with you boys like identical twins 😀

to be fair woppit, grum has issues with the fact that I play a bass guitar with two many strings and ride bikes that he doesn't understand, (I mean it's not like I've been mountain biking for over 20 years and have evolved to ride what I like) or because I like the odder side of music, art and culture , it's just because I'm an attention whore...I don't actuially like any of it.... oh and he loves a good 29er thread or singlespeed one as well so he can preach from the mount about the life accroidng to s small angry man 😀

Zokes. Highlighting the fact that a phd education is entirely lost on some people.

LOL @ tazzy

It seems you're qualified enough in internet bellendery without a higher degree, Tom.

I think you have self esteem issues.

You are clearly projecting your own issues onto tazzy when you say he has no friends. Maybe its because you're a short orange rider? Small man's syndrome?

Now, can someone pay me for my internet psychoanalysis? 50 will cover it.

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so he has to project a multitude of tolling personas on here?

I have one personality and that's just me I'm afraid..no need for internet specials or trolling ones...as the many folks on here I ride, race and generally cause trouble with from here will agree...they all think I'm a prize Panurus biarmicus as well 😆

Tom, I can send you some fruit salad and blackjack chews and a signed photo of me doing a norman wisdom impersonation if that goes some way to cover your fees?

Wow, looking down from my Shetland pony (being a short arse, I don't need a high horse), this escalated quickly! 🙂

I rest my case.

Enjoy your circlejerk.

well to fair DD, people tend to like to look at their own behavior and it is far easier to attack those raising a question about their moral stance, particularly when they normally try to pose as forumites with standards, I'm always a scumbag so I don't have any moral compass whatsoever... 😆

*sends healing and loving hugs to zokes* try breathing exercises darling it can help with repressed anger issues xx

grum has issues with the fact that I play a bass guitar with two many strings and ride bikes that he doesn't understand,

Anyway you can wallow in the attention you gain from being "provocative" and proper edgy I mean tribal tattoos and piercings how original 😉

EDIT: Having read your last few postings it unlikely anyone finds you as funny as you find yourself which is what you seem to do on every thread I read that you are on.

God loves a tryer and boy do you try hard to be funny , edgy and liked all the time telling us you dont

How does it feel to be on the recieving end of a circkejerk zokes? 🙂 Mr I'm morality personified.

I'm pretty frustrated at the moment and, well, any port in a storm...

*joins circlejerk*

can we return to talking about Nigella's tramlines please?

tazzymtb - get ye to your own thread 😉

oooo Junky can you name the "many of us" please

ti-pin-man...not sure how a comment about questioning morals turned into a taz bashing session, but hey...whatever floats folks boats..I'm happy to the the lightning rod for their frustration and petty angers..see I'm a public servant me...I should get a medal or somefink

I love this thread! 😀
Has everyone been on the eggnog?

I think you're like that Colin character from the fast show tazzy FWIW

Bored now.

Do you want to discuss the subject or shall I just close the thread?

I'd close it chap, It started pretty nasty about an issue that shouldnt be made light of and rapidly descended into a love fest

and Yunki...spot on...but with a comedy beard

*wanders in, runs out*

I enjoyed where this thread went 🙂 but yes...probably best to close it.

It was fun whilst it lasted.

Just watched the video.. I can't help but see her dad when i watch her on tv..

Why do I have the strangest boner?

taz-bashing

That's enough strange boners for one day.

Why do I have the strangest boner?

that's from the incident when you tried to get a horse to nibble your gentleman's region whilst off your tits on mushrooms...it's always been a funny shape since then 😀

Strangest and smallest 😳

Yunki, as long as you have fast hips you'll be fine

Okay, this thread has officially become weird. I'm out lol.