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who's replacing Woy then?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 8:56 pm
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Jeremy Corbyn.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 8:56 pm
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Boris


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 8:57 pm
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Eddie jones


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 8:57 pm
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Dave's looking for a job.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 8:58 pm
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Who cares?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:00 pm
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I think the OP does Ben.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:01 pm
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What the hell has this to do with BIKES 🙄


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:02 pm
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Another overrated millionaire probably. Why change a winning formula? 😉


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:04 pm
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RONNIE PICKERING !


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:05 pm
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What the hell has this to do with BIKES

Shane Sutton's free, isn't he?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:06 pm
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Diane Abbot


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:06 pm
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BREAKING NEWS - Hodgson resigns to pile more pressure on Jeremy Corbin


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:14 pm
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Kevin Keegan. I would luv it.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:17 pm
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Alan Pardew. He'd be appropriate for England. Everyone loves Alan!


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:17 pm
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Dustin gee.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:19 pm
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Why can't England produce a winning manager? Howard wilko was the last one!


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:20 pm
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Couldnt give a monkeys , Under achieving asshats


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:20 pm
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my god gareth southgate 😯


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:21 pm
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Me. My primary 2 team were undefeated at last weekends festival (scores not recorded though) and won their tournament the weekend before. I may just transfer my squad, I think they could do just as good a job, possibly better.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:21 pm
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John Snow


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:22 pm
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Good shout Binners! Pardew would be ace, wading in to the opposition bench and getting the fans fired up for some plastic chair tossing.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:22 pm
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News just in

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something about getting out of Europe and taking control.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:24 pm
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Yep, BJ has announced he's happy to be England manager but maybe we should carry on to the quarter finals


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:25 pm
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I think having BJ on his team tracksuit might prove a bit confusing for the squad.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:26 pm
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David Cameron. Really knows how to pick a pass. Of the hospital variety.

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Posted : 27/06/2016 9:27 pm
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Nicola Sturgeon?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:27 pm
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Hodgeson will stay. Sturgeon is going to veto the out vote.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:31 pm
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Well sky just had Southgate as the early favourite. That's the penalty shoot outs sorted then.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:36 pm
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Out of Europe twice in a week some sort of record ?at least woy did the decent thing! 😯 😯


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:37 pm
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BIG SAM.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:43 pm
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Heimir Hallgrímsson - he's bloody good and only works part time


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:43 pm
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50 Cent.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:44 pm
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'Arry Redknapp, he'd leave a couple of envelopes in the FA offices for good measure.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:45 pm
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You need a foreigner, Mark Hughes?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 9:45 pm
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Should try a continental manager, maybe an experienced Italian or Swede?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 10:06 pm
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Posted : 27/06/2016 10:07 pm
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Mike Bassett?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 10:12 pm
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Alan Pardew? Eddie Howe would be great but why would he? Rafa? Guus H? If Wegner leaves? Pelligrini?


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 10:27 pm
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[s]Mike[/s]Bertie Bassett

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Posted : 27/06/2016 10:31 pm
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Shearer wants the job. I find Shearer incredibly boring as a prem league pundit but he's been entertaining during these Euros.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 10:53 pm
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Ally McCoist is looking for a job.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 3:03 am
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Pardew?
Shearer might be decent at it, at least he can rattle off some good tales about when he was getting to Semi Finals...
Gazza as his number 2, he needs something to concentrate on at the moment (and the cash)


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 3:08 am
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Seriously though, Englands failings are 2 fold imo, 1) not recognizing that individually they're not a team of world beaters and responding to that by developing a strong team work ethic and playing as a team. 2) The same critiism leveled at the manger. If he knows the players aren't world class he needs world class tactics and be able to instill the 'play as a team' work ethic. England failed on both fronts. The lack of tactical nous, ideas and game plan, combined with a feeling that not all the player were really playing their heart out for the jersey needs to be rectified.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 3:11 am
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I just hope the FA have a plan for this mess...


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 4:48 am
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I just hope the FA have a plan for this mess...

They have two years to prepare for the world cup,plenty of time...


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 5:20 am
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Big Sam for me.

He would be perfect for tournament football.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 8:28 am
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I just hope the FA have a plan for this mess...

Of course they do, just like those jolly Brexiter chaps do.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 8:29 am
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Hiddink would seem a good option for me . I think England problem is a mental one , pretty good in qualifiers and friendlys but can't do it when there is a bit of pressure . Last night's team was fairly inexperienced but then you look to your captain and most experienced players and last night Rooney was awful and the only saves Hart made we're right at him .
Walker , rose , Ali , Kane , sturridge , wilshere and dier are all good players but they need a coach who can make them into a team . That might be a quarter final out on penalties team but that's better than Roy has managed


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 8:45 am
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Posted : 28/06/2016 8:48 am
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We only have till October, that's when the qualifiers begin. Not confident about that!

I reckon we need Roy Keane. That badger losing beard .. wild eyes .. plus actually being good .. you'd be too ****in scared to lose.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 9:19 am
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Glenn Hoddle. How can we have overlooked that stroke of genius. What could possibly go wrong?

I think Danny Baker has GH summed up on his excellent, measured twitter feed.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 10:40 am
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Me.

Dear F.A.

As a manager of school football teams and championship wins I wish to be considered for the vacancy.

I'm happy to receive £3 million per year before you find out that I have no idea what I'm doing.

Cheers,

Frankenstein.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 10:46 am
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I think you're a bit overqualified, TBH.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 10:46 am
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Has anyone considered Steve McClaren again? Seems to have his finger on the pulse of the game.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 11:33 am
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Shearer quote on the BBC

Shearer: "I went to see the Football Association four or five years ago and said I want the England job. They looked at me and said: 'No, you haven't got the experience'.

"I said you have hired experienced managers, spent a fortune on them and I could not have done any worse.

"I would speak to the FA now, definitely. I'd offer my experience, tournament experience. Even if Under-21 manager Gareth Southgate gets it."

Can't fault the logic


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 11:40 am
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I don't think Glen hoddle is the answer but even Danny baker admits his feelings on hoddle are more than annoyance at his poor co commentary


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 11:45 am
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Danny Baker's timeline was magnificent.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 12:34 pm
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Idris Elba? He's usually the bookies favourite for everything.


 
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Posted : 28/06/2016 12:58 pm
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He is free?


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 1:00 pm
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Slaven Bilic - it certainly wouldn't be dull


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 2:42 pm
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I don't think Shearer would be a bad option at all.

He has the experience as a player, and the respect of the country and players, which Roy has never had.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 2:45 pm
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What does an international manager need, to get the best out of his players he needs to get his ideas across quickly and he needs to inspire them. Coaching is not really that high a priority as they do not spend enough time together to make it count.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 2:50 pm
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Posted : 28/06/2016 6:17 pm
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Maybe the MOTD team could do it together, well except Lawro


 
Posted : 29/06/2016 3:19 am
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Paul the octopus (via doris stokes, via Derek Achora)


 
Posted : 29/06/2016 8:34 am
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There must be a dentist somewhere in England with his coaching badges. Seems to work for Iceland.


 
Posted : 29/06/2016 8:38 am
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Maybe this guys appointment as Engerland manager tomorrow morning would explain todays events...

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Posted : 30/06/2016 7:01 pm
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Any previous West Ham manager would be a good choice.
You can't have the current one though.


 
Posted : 30/06/2016 7:57 pm
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Paul the Octopus. Except he's been dead for a while, so how about Michael Portillo eh? He can't be the tory saviour, so inglund manager/coach, WTF is a coach? Bullocks do coaches. Anyway yeah a dead octopus or a dandy tory booooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


 
Posted : 30/06/2016 11:26 pm
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Eric Cantona would like the job

Seagulls are really starting to follow the trawler now.


 
Posted : 01/07/2016 7:46 pm
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actually I was going to post on this thread and say Eric, not such a daft idea; media impervious, takes no s##t.... only question is whether he has the tactical awareness, other than a stint in the US moneyleague he's not really done much coaching


 
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Chris Coleman


 
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