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Hi,
Long time reader, first time poster and it seems customary to say 'Hello'.
I've been mountain biking for a few years now, I ride a Trek Topfuel. I demo'd quite a few bikes, whittled it down to a short-list, but ulitmately had to say Yes to this one. It's awesome! Even thinking of racing next year.
Anyway, Hello all!
Good morning ... if you've been lurking for a while you'll know the score 😉
Yeah pics of yer bike and boobs / moobs are obligatory for newbs...
top fuel you say, you're not going out with a Stubbs are you?
good morning. and hello.
Hi, Stubbs??
ah, your ? says everything, you aren't who i thought you were
carry on and welcome!
oh god jesus, and still they come!
welcome, flats or SPDs? just so we all know where we stand 😉
what's your position on weeing in people's shoes?
SPD's and lycra. Water bottle over camelbak.
Bombers?
Senna pods or Picolax?
do you 'push back' (ride a 29r)?
Now now Ton, Drac spanked my erse yesterday for unnecessary sexual reference..
I think the gyro eggs failed to kick in.
What is this weeing in people's shoes all about?
(I think someone's 'done' mine as they've got an awful hum about them at the moment)
No ton, I'm not perverse.
To be honest, I don't know where the shoe weeing thing came from.
Do you have any bombers with which to "own" those who might trespass against you?
Why don't you have an Orange 5?
I used to have a 5, tried a 2011 one recently, just felt it was a little common really. Also wanted something a little more stealthy, wallowing around the country side on a single pivot isn't really my thing.
Ditto bombers, far too heavy for my liking.
If someone was to post a picture of their bike in say their back garden what things would you be keen to spot and point out if they were incorrect?
Length of lawn.
Standard of varnish on fence / shed.
Weeds in pond.
And Valve allignment.
Excessive spacers on steerer.
Angle of break levers.
ooh so close yet so far missed a vital one of the alignment of the bikes Tyre/Rim stickers! Oh and welcome to the Forum!
Edit bah silly slow internet! you passed!
Damn, you're a tough crowd!
hello 🙂
Ranting is obligatory, get on with it.
Rant, dammit!
Hmm..
How long until you reveal yourself to be who you really are, Cash Cowell?
...Or should I say, DOKTOR X???????? 👿