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We're off to a footballers and 'wags' party (don't ask!) and I need a comedy slogan that I can write on my t-shirt to wear under my football shirt. Any ideas - preferably in the next 30 minutes - greatfully received!
Ta!
Back of the net
Hand of God
Too Thick To Be A Brickie 😉
On my head son!!!
sick as a parrot
do I NOT like that
One ball is all it takes...
lance armstrong
I've laid on more balls than Jordan.
footballs
a
load
of
balls
I
would
rather
be
Riding
Tick-a-boo son
I'm not really a shirt lifter
I'm too English for the Premiership
"It's a game of 3 halves"
"I hear your miss's is good in every position"
I'm surprised you can read you thick c$@t