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[Closed] New Years Day Left Hand Misfortune

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01/01/13 - punched in the jaw by a scrote and then tore something in my thumb holding onto him until the cavalry arrived.

01/01/14 - attempt to pour boiling gravy into a jug without spilling any went spectacularly wrong so sat here with the back of my hand blistered from fingertip to wrist.

Not looking forward to having a dump - I can only wipe my arse left handed. Good job my wife is a nurse I suppose.

Predictions for 01/01/15 ?


 
Posted : 01/01/2014 4:58 pm
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Boiled gravy is spoiled gravy.

I predict a minor yachting accident for next year.


 
Posted : 01/01/2014 5:01 pm
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Predictions for 01/01/15 ?

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Posted : 01/01/2014 5:08 pm
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Bad luck there; at least if you can get your wife to wipe your arse there'll be no chance of it being your fingers to tear through the paper...

(Are you a copper? Reading that into your incident #1.)


 
Posted : 01/01/2014 5:22 pm
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Every cloud and all that...

Yes to your question.


 
Posted : 01/01/2014 5:44 pm
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Minus points for non bike related accident.
Alcohol will numb the pain.


 
Posted : 01/01/2014 5:47 pm

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