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01/01/13 - punched in the jaw by a scrote and then tore something in my thumb holding onto him until the cavalry arrived.
01/01/14 - attempt to pour boiling gravy into a jug without spilling any went spectacularly wrong so sat here with the back of my hand blistered from fingertip to wrist.
Not looking forward to having a dump - I can only wipe my arse left handed. Good job my wife is a nurse I suppose.
Predictions for 01/01/15 ?
Boiled gravy is spoiled gravy.
I predict a minor yachting accident for next year.
Bad luck there; at least if you can get your wife to wipe your arse there'll be no chance of it being your fingers to tear through the paper...
(Are you a copper? Reading that into your incident #1.)
Every cloud and all that...
Yes to your question.
Minus points for non bike related accident.
Alcohol will numb the pain.
