[Closed] New member

Welcome to the forum.

Riding bikes is a bit of novelty on here.

Welcome

I hope you have been following the: STW stereotype thread........

We are friendly, but an acquired taste.

Hello.

Make sure your valves are properly aligned, lawn borders are properly trimmed.

Do you have.....a finely developed palate for coffee; a german estate (car) - preferably audi; a woodturner; niche interests?

If you don't you're still welcome.

Thought this was another identity change thread.  Oh well

Hi. How you doing?

Got any pistols?

You've done it all wrong mate ...you should have come storming in being totally obnoxious pissing everyone one off ..hit rock bottom first..then things can hopefully only get better ..

I'm still working my way up from the deep end 😁

Anyway welcome ..hope you enjoy it ( though enjoy probably isn't the right word ! ).

(Post something up on the bike forum about what and where you ride) .

Hi!

Wotcha,

Not got a Louise under the patio?

Hello earthling 🖖

Good evening and welcome 👍🏼

We are friendly

**** off!

To the OP: If you figure out how to use the forum please will you let us know?

Welcome aboard. 2 questions....

1. Have you ever assaulted a ner-do-well with a set of Italian made forks?

2. Would you describe this as a ‘pie’?

Too late to edit my earlier post so I'll add - do you have a woodburner?

2. Would you describe this as a ‘pie’?

Or should that be, do you have another username?

That was to Drac - can't work out how to insert a quote!

binbins, am I missing something? looks like a pie, feels like a trick question.

opps, *waves*

hellooo newbie

Hi again,

I can't work it out so will reply to all here and try to work it out,

Thanks Drac, riding is always anovelty when you don't do it enough!

Thanks Dexa, I have a had a quick nose around.

frankconway - valves are never aligned and i stay away from the borders although my bush is always trimmed!

Never anything below DG dark roast, no wood turner or wood burner but I do have a German estat, just not An Underachiving Dentists Investment. Does using ester synthetic oil in my lawnmower count as a niche interest? I also lubricate my spacious VAG in a similar way!

Leffeboy - I think I am the same person as earlier!

bodgy - Hi, sorry no shooters.

Hi shermer 75

Hi Ming, there is a lump under the patio, where the baby robin sits but they may be the badger! I have never riden a bike with Maguras though.

tdog - greetings from Earth - did you type this saturn uranus?

funkmasterp - Hi.

mechanicaldope - See you next tuesday, i'll tell you then!

binners - 1. All my cutlery is made in Taiwan!

2. That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

cougar - already in hyperspace!

tdog - If i have its an accident 'cause I'm new at forums

emsz - Hi

2. That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

I like him already.

emsz - have a word with yourself!

mechanicaldope

Were the asterix aimed at dexa?

I doubt I will have this worked out by tuesday!

Anyone

Were is the quote button?

It dosn't seem to include basics in the help

2. That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

... is the correct answer.  You can stay.

there is a lump under the patio, where the baby robin sits but they may be the badger!

I've changed my mind.  Which returning banned member are you?

Sorry to dissapoint - I just picked some qoutes from a search on Louise.

Hmmmm 🧐 - I cannot muster up a reply to counteract your comments.

You’ll fit in just fine whereas I might have to think bout leaving, hopefully on a high 🤬💩 stinking trolling attack on a stw regular troll 🤣

wait, what?

that's the same thing, isn't it?

Hmmmm  – I cannot muster up a reply to counteract your comments.

You’ll fit in just fine whereas I might have to think bout leaving, hopefully on a high  stinking trolling attack on a stw regular troll

I don't understand this comment.  I didn't come here to troll, I thought it would be nice to join a bike forum and discuss similar interests. I didn't join to have grief from and arguments with total strangers.  I am not a returning former or banned member.

Were the asterix aimed at dexa?

Sort of but not cos I know him. More just that there needs to be a violently opposing view to a supposedly benign / pleasent comment or this isn't STW.

On the other hand:

mechanicaldope – See you next tuesday, i’ll tell you then!

Now I'm worried... Are you just calling me a Copper Nanotube or do I know you?!

I didn’t join to have grief from and arguments with total strangers.

This may not be the right forum for you 😉

Welcome aboard.

Now I’m worried… Are you just calling me a Copper Nanotube or do I know you?!

Yeah, cause I mis read and thought you had 'asterixed' me. I don't think we've met.

I didn’t join to have grief from and arguments with total strangers.

This may not be the right forum for you

Welcome aboard.

This is bikeradar?

Wash your mouth out.

We might have a bunch of ****s on the forum, but they're our ****s.

I've washed my mouth out with Stans Fluid  (reqoute at will)

Who's Will?

The guy with stains up his front

A few things to note,

the people marked MODERATORS, have more power than Donald Trump and the bloke in the Kremlin, one mistake ,false accusation, or naughty word and you get a BAN, days weeks or indefinitely.

Never ever apologise for upsetting somebody on here its a virtual world we live in its not real life.

Every so often post something a bit different and not bike related, eg" neighbour has built a fence at bottom of our/his garden".

You may never meet any of us in public, we are like "THE STIG" a  person with no emotions, facial features and who dresses up as power ranger lookalike.

Having semi socialist leanings is a good start, as is a pathological hatred for a certain newspaper.

If you have any physical, mental or emotional problems then this is the place for you, not for being made fun of but for actual help and support.

Finally having an audi working in it, or 40 plus also earns singletrack points.

the people marked MODERATORS

... aren't marked any more.  That would be me and Drac and a few others who prefer to remain anonymous.

I also lubricate my spacious VAG in a similar way!

Jolly good. Carry on.

I also lubricate my spacious VAG in a similar way!

Jolly good. Carry on.

It's all about reducing friction at high rpms

the people marked MODERATORS

… aren’t marked any more.  That would be me and Drac and a few others who prefer to remain anonymous.

Is that what happened to my other thread?

Genuine question

You had another thread?

I addressed hodgynd (comment from this thread) about another member seeming hostile towards me. This thread was getting a bit crowded. I don't want to cause any real issues, It was meant firmly with tongue in cheek.

it’s Ok I found it.

Essentially it was a paging post, those aren’t allowed.

A few things to note,

... many posts in the Chat forum aren't to be taken particularly seriously.

I'm a sarcastic shithouse who assumes that everyone knows I'm trying to be funny most of the time.  It backfires spectacularly from time to time.

Is that what happened to my other thread?

I removed it.  TBH I didn't see a reason why you couldn't have just carried on replying here.

https://singletrackmag.com/terms-and-conditions/

• No ‘Paging…’ threads. They only gum up the forum. If a user wants to be contacted their email address will be on their profile page.

Is that because it referenced this thread?

… aren’t marked any more

What's the story there then?

Things keep randomly changing on the forum. Someone should start a thread about it. ....

I’m a sarcastic shithouse who assumes that everyone knows I’m trying to be funny most of the time. It backfires spectacularly from time to time.

Are you me?

I'm having that sentence for my headstone after an amusing prank goes horribly wrong

Sorry to have missed it ..and I thought that I had offended you 😁

...paging posts.....

That makes sense now I now what they are.

Sorry to have missed it ..and I thought that I had offended you

No, I just noticed I missed you out in my batch of replies, sorry!. I'm sure I will offend someone at some point - I thought I had by joining, but I will leave that there now. Thanks for your welcome.

No problem ..cheers

It's also useful to comment authorititatively on subjects about which you know absolutely nothing.

Do it often enough 📣 and you might, just might, be regarded as a 'big hitter' 💪

Ah so Drac and Cougar are in charge of my Thought Police..........

and to me it’s still a “Big Hitler”

It’s also useful to comment authorititatively on subjects about which you know absolutely nothing.

So you can tell people about how successful you are at life?

Not necessarily; see threads on donald trump, EU referendum and Corbyn.

If you can find the Ling's Cars thread - read and enjoy; it's a hoot. Maybe Drac or Cougar could direct you to it; it was either one of them or Mark who closed it as it was getting a bit out of hand and had become very personalised between a few people. That one could have run and run.

That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

He or she is definitely a keeper.

You can work the quote function?

That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

He or she is definitely a keeper.

Thank you. Also if it has gravy in its not a pasty...

and if you have to specify what type of pasty it's not actually a pasty.

You can work the quote function?

i'm working on it

WTF? I can’t work it since the great forum update. I now feel very special and not in a birthday way.

WTF? I can’t work it since the great forum update. I now feel very special and not in a birthday way.

Copy the post you want to quote then  press the “ button, paste the text and then press enter twice.

Job jobbed.

Sorry funkmasterp, i thought you were joking! i would have posted something more helpful.

Make sure you're aware of proper use of quote marks and check your sppeling.

Do you gave any "special" cables in your lounge?

Is there a god?

Do you understand the essential relationship between shoes and wee?

Welcome.

Make sure you’re aware of proper use of quote marks and check your sppeling

My smelling`grammer an typo (mistakes) are top drawer

Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

The boss said everything has to be in one corner

Is there a god?

Not sure i should open this can but a cleaver man once said " if god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"  So its a bit of a 'catch 22'

do you understand the essential relationship between shoes and wee?

Drinking shoes should alsways have a few drips on, right?

Welcome.

thanks

Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

Someone's going to have to explain that one to me.

Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

Someone’s going to have to explain that one to me.

I was assuming stereo/ surround sound etc

“

Copy the post you want to quote then press the “ button, paste the text and then press enter twice.

Job jobbed.

please, please, please

edit: Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Its the “ button at the top of the reply box.

it goes B for bold I for italics U for underline then “ for quote.

hit the “ before typing anything then paste the copied text and press enter twice.

you can do this, I believe in you.

you can do this, I believe in you.

did it work?

edit - holy shitsocks! It worked

I want to welcome bsims, and congratulate him(?) for the longest introductory thread ever.

Thanks Saxonrider

Colournoise - Are you shushing at me?!

Naah ..the way I read that is that he was telling everyone to be quiet so that Funkmaster could concentrate ..😁.

I've still to master that myself ..but will have a go when no one is looking ..

Naah ..the way I read that is that he was telling everyone to be quiet so that Funkmaster could concentrate

This internet thing is too subtle for me!

I should have done it with a Robert de Niro taxi driver type picture/ youtube. If i stop posting bollox for long enough i might work out how to do things like that.

Clearly too subtle (or just too geeky).

It's just a picture of a Cable...

Flew way over my head too then 😁

I had to look that up ..out of Deadpool ..

Clearly too subtle (or just too geeky).

It’s just a picture of a Cable…

For those not into their comics...google is a friend

Very artful for those in the know!

edit – holy shitsocks! It worked

hallebloodyjujah 🍾🥂

Welcome bsims.

I give out advice for free to all forum users.

Now look into my eyes, look into my eyes ...

🙂