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Has anyone done the "I once had a date with a lady who self-identifies a wheelie bin, but I couldn't remember if I was supposed to take her out on a Tuesday or a Wednesday" joke yet?
I identify as a Yamaha RD350LC
My brother did the same, whereas I was a Mk1 Mexico
One of the the very few posters that has an actual dog in this fight managed it well enough, so what’s your excuse?
DM me and I'll explain.
Has anyone done the “I once had a date with a lady who self-identifies a wheelie bin, but I couldn’t remember if I was supposed to take her out on a Tuesday or a Wednesday” joke yet?
No, because most of us aren't
Oh you know what, I give up, I can't be bothered. Stick with your Jim Davidson routine.
Actually, you know what, sod it if you want to play that *ing game.
My mother is dying. She's in hospital and everyone is skirting around the very ****ing obvious elephant in the room.
I was recently TUPEd against my will and the new job is... let's say generously "not what I'd hoped."
There's a whole whole bunch of other shit going on. That's just the top two. My mental health isn't just down the toilet, it's been flushed and is halfway across the North Sea. I'm hanging on by my fingernails.
So I am absolutely 100% *ing damned if I'm putting up with any racist / sexist / misogynistic / homophobic / transphobic BULLSHIT "jokes" on the one small prevailing corner of the Internet which is keeping me vaguely sane right now. If you're cracking those then **** you and the horse you rode in on, that's not acceptable. Punching down is a ****'s trick.
I'm upset. I'm angry. I'm not sleeping. I'm barely eating. I'm bursting into tears several times a day. And I know you weren't to know and I know I'm far from perfect either but perhaps consider some empathy before judging.
The joys of the Internet, you have no idea what people are going through beyond the facade they present.