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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/01/doner-kebabs-to-be-outlawed-across-europe-7124829/

Noooooooo!


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 2:23 pm
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legislators expressed concern that [b]carving out blanket [/b]approval for kebab meat could put Europeans at greater risk of heart disease.

What they did. I seen it.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 2:36 pm
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Brexit is looking pretty sweet now.
Extra chilli sauce on mine.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:04 pm
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...and we get our blue passports! What's not to like?


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:09 pm
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Those photos aren't of doner meat though, it looks like chicken to me, not elephant leg.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:14 pm
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According to daily Frankfurter Rundschau there are some 16,000 doner restaurants in Germany and 3 million of the dishes are slung daily.

I've got a good idea where most of them are slung, too.

You have to give it to Daily Mail Group Media they really leave no stone unturned in finding out the facts: "in Europe, shaved kebab meat usually comes stuffed into pita bread with shredded lettuce, tomatoes, onions and one, or several, dressings".


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:16 pm
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You can prize the cold, dead donkey's arseholes from my cold, dead fingers.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:17 pm
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Those photos aren't of doner meat though, it looks like chicken to me, not elephant leg.

Yep. Chicken for sure. Fakebab.

And he’s not using a proper “Kebab Sword” either, he’s using one of “ladyshave” contraptions. Pah!
Double fakery.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 3:33 pm
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Posted : 01/12/2017 5:12 pm
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Have you seen the number of "Kebap" shops in Germany? .... there's chuffin loads. It's not gonna happen


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 5:22 pm
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End result probably less additives on the spit in those German kebab shops.

Hungy now.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 6:02 pm
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Have you seen the number of "Kebap" shops in Germany? ...

Indeed, and they have bowel cancer rates to match!


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 6:11 pm
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Those photos aren't of doner meat though, it looks like chicken to me, not elephant leg.

I've had them like that in France.
Maybe they just come different on the continent.


 
Posted : 01/12/2017 7:24 pm

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