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No kidding. So all those cultural touchstone that folks use as short cuts (on here especially) “These aren’t the droids” “Nuke it from orbit” “I have seen things you people wouldn’t believe” and on and on and on, must go straight over your head.

indeed.  no idea what films any of those quotes are from and probably many others besides.

How is Jurassic Park (brilliant film, by the way) not science fiction? It’s literally a fictional tale about impossible/futuristic science. It doesn’t have to have ray guns and little green men to be science fiction

yep, got me there, i do generally tend to think of SF as space/star trek/star wars/aliens etc, and dinosaurs as 'not SF' because they actually existed, but.......according to wikipedia.......

Science fiction (or sci-fi) is a film genre that uses speculative, fictional science-based depictions of phenomena that are not fully accepted by mainstream science, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, spacecraft, robots, cyborgs, dinosaurs, mutants, interstellar travel, time travel, or other technologies.

..... it looks like its only the dinosaurs that ive mebbes got wrong.   and that list does actually reinforce the fact that i still believe i havent seen a SF film and probably never will.


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 2:12 pm
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Met a nice South African.

I'm a Saffer and have it as my ringtone 🙂


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 2:26 pm
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Watched a single episode of

Corrie, Emmerdale, Breaking Bad, The Office, Father Ted, Mrs Browns Boys (crap, so I hear), Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Star Trek NG

Seen any of the following movies/series

Shrek, The Hobbit, GodFather, Sopranos, Too Fast/Furious,

Played any variations of

GTA, Minecraft, Halo, CoD, Pokemon, Fifa, Sonic t H, etc etc

Most of these popular cultural references were going on around me, but not to me.

I'll get my cloak...


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 3:53 pm
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Railed a berm


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 4:09 pm
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Funkmasterp, are you sure about that first one?

In my head we didn’t leave!


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 5:45 pm
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Hit a six

Voted Conservative


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 6:22 pm
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Grown a beard or sideburns
Not seen or read anything to do with Harry Potter


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 6:39 pm
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Hit a six

That is shame and I hate to tell you it is one of the most sublime feelings in the world. Probably better than Heroin or a threesome.


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 7:07 pm
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I don’t think I have ever met a South African. 


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 9:27 pm
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Hit a six

That is shame and I hate to tell you it is one of the most sublime feelings in the world. Probably better than Heroin or a threesome.

That was a hell of a weekend.....


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 9:33 pm
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dyna-ti

Never had a kebab

You haven’t missed anything

Nonsense, there are AMAZING kebabs out there

I'll be having a rare night out on Friday, and a kebab will be a huge part of it, can't eait

I think Ive done everything else listed, bar Suella Braverman related masturbation.


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 9:36 pm
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Given a shit about Strava leaderboards or finished a turbo ride thinking “that was fun, let’s do that again”.


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 9:40 pm
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Grown a beard or sideburns

not even by accident from just not shaving for a bit? I can’t imagine living with a clean shaven face.

On a related note, I’ve never used a Bulldog or other rotary trimmer on my head. Mainly because I know they’ll be shit compared to a razor.


 
Posted : 13/12/2023 10:26 pm
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Been on strike,
or a speeding motorbike


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 1:04 pm
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Jeez-o, I'm glad we're not playing the drinking game of this. Think I would have been in a drunken coma by now....

Um,... 

Never arrested 


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 8:31 pm
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Driven a fast car


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 10:23 pm
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Eaten a pear

Ridden a motorbike

Eaten a subway

Watched Strictly Come Dancing 

Liked ABBA

Worn knee or elbow pads whilst cycling 


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 10:32 pm
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Probably better than Heroin or a threesome

Did you get the M/F ratio wrong or something?


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 10:32 pm
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Someone get this man a pear 🍐


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 11:00 pm
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Finished an assignment/article well before the deadline... 

Found Reeves and Mortimer, Peter Kay or Ricky Gervais funny

Been picked for a school sports team (chess doesn’t count)

I’ve never not worn a watch as an adult. 


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 11:02 pm
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Watched I'm a celebrity or big brother

Drunk red bull

Liked baked beans

Sung karaoke

Eaten oysters


 
Posted : 14/12/2023 11:11 pm
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And why cant you find the video?


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 12:20 am
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Not believing this one, science fiction covers a huge spectrum of films, not just space films.

Yeah, I'm struggling to belive this.. I mean Jurrasic park is technically Sci-fi...


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 12:35 am
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Found Reeves and Mortimer, Peter Kay or Ricky Gervais funny

I might draw the line at Gervais, but even he, has had moments of brilliance.

But Bob Mortimer? he's a comedy genuis...


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:24 am
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Never, ever laughed at a Michael McIntyre joke. Never watched more than a trailer for any of his shows, and found even that about as funny as herpes.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:52 am
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Trusted a man who; if left alone in a room, doesn’t try on the tea-cosy as a hat.

Have you just ported in from the 1950’s? Tea-cosy? Seriously? I can say, quite honestly, I haven’t seen one in use for around sixty years.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:59 am
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cosy? Seriously? I can say, quite honestly, I haven’t seen one in use for around sixty years.

Brilliant!


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 5:34 am
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It's a fair point, I don't think anyone's used a tea cosy since world war 2, for keeping a tea pot warm.

In more modern times we boil just enough water to fill a couple of cups...

The days of the stove-top tea-pot are over, unless you have a super-fancy arga range cooker type thing.

Long live the modern 3000w kettle.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 5:49 am
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The only thing I’ve not tried is heroin and that’s only because I tend to consider most things a bit ‘moorish'

It might have come via Morocco I suppose, but don't let that put you off.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 6:12 am
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It might have come via Morocco I suppose, but don’t let that put you off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-67688413

in transit, maybe.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 6:34 am
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Yeah, I’m struggling to belive this.. I mean Jurrasic park is technically Sci-fi…

i accept that, and havent seen that either ;-). i just have no interest in films like that, never have even as a kid.  never watched bond, indiana jones, dinosaurs, planet of the apes and certainly never any space films.

and there was me thinking that not having known what the prime minister looked like would be the one most people would find hard to believe 😀 


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 6:47 am
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Tea-cosy? Seriously? I can say, quite honestly, I haven’t seen one in use for around sixty years.

It’s a fair point, I don’t think anyone’s used a tea cosy since world war 2, for keeping a tea pot warm. In more modern times we boil just enough water to fill a couple of cups

Say what! I'm surrounded by heathens!  Tea cosy in every day use in our house. Tea, made in a pot (which has been pre warmed) and allowed to brew tastes so much better than just slapping a tea bag around a mug of hot water. It's like the difference between coffee made from freshly ground beans and Nescafé.

A seasonally appropriate tea cosy out in the wild in rural Shropshire just now.

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Posted : 15/12/2023 7:57 am
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The days of the stove-top tea-pot are over

ITYM stove top kettle?  To be fair it doesn't get used much, but it looks nice.
PXL_20231215_080553405


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:08 am
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Long live the modern 3000w kettle. Quooker.  FTFY.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:08 am
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Eaten an egg mcmuffin (or indeed ever written/typed it before).


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:27 am
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From reading this thread, theres going to be a hell of a lot of people on their death bed saying 'If only...If only'.

Time is finite, get out more.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:34 am
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Tea-cosy? Seriously?

Seriously. My mum has a brown teapot that must be 60? years old at least (it was her mother's before she inherited it) and has a light blue knitted cosy on it.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:34 am
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would be the one most people would find hard to believe 

The Bond films must be so ubiquitous that its almost impossible not to see them by accident just flicking through the channels on any given wet Sunday afternoon. 


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:36 am
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I don't know whether to be proud, shocked or ashamed as I read thru this thread thinking " done that" 🙂


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 8:41 am
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The Bond films must be so ubiquitous that its almost impossible not to see them by accident just flicking through the channels on any given wet Sunday afternoon. 

well yes, i'll have walked through a room whilst ones been on, or as you say seen a clip whilst flicking through the channels, but thats not really the same is it?  without checking my post im pretty sure i said ive never watched one, which i still believe to be the case.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 9:00 am
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I've read all of Iain Banks' books but not read any of Iain M Banks' books


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:03 pm
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Smoked

Taken drugs

Owned a games console

Been arrested

Owned a Cat

Back flipped a canyon gap......


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:14 pm
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Held a baby.
Been drunk.
Voted.

Probably loads of others but those possibly the most shocking for forum goers.


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:31 pm
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^^

I'll have done those simultaneously


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 1:51 pm
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Taken an illegal drug


 
Posted : 15/12/2023 2:11 pm
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seen Rocky.


 
Posted : 20/01/2024 10:53 am
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dirkpitt74Full Member<br />Smoked

Taken drugs

Owned a games console

Been arrested

Owned a Cat

Back flipped a canyon gap……

These +1


 
Posted : 20/01/2024 12:56 pm
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Danced on a grave.


 
Posted : 20/01/2024 1:19 pm
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Been in a Wetherspoons


 
Posted : 20/01/2024 2:03 pm
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Slept with anyone at home.
I moved in here early 2001.


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 10:47 am
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Watched that program about the nerds and the blonde. Can't even recall what it's called.

Tell a lie. I watched about a minute of an episode on YouTube where they removed the canned laughter and the clip I saw was horrendously weird.


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 11:15 am
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Been tempted to buy an airfryer


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 11:19 am
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Slept around /. with a load of women

Never had the chance really meeting Julie in first year at uni and being with her 40+ years.


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 11:33 am
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Smoked

Been drunk

Taken drugs

Lived with anyone since leaving home (33 years ago)


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 1:12 pm
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Had a tattoo.


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 1:29 pm
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Been to the Asia Pacific region.  It's on my list, but never seems to arrive at the top.  


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 1:47 pm
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Been convicted. 


 
Posted : 21/01/2024 2:24 pm
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Broken a bone.

Gone into a betting shop or placed a bet.

Been to a football match.

Wrestled a knife wielding monkey.


 
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