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What units would you use to measure fun? Need to settle a silly Friday afternoon argument in the office.
Furlongs per cubic fortnight!
Smiles per Hour
What medium does fun assume, fluid, solid or gas, can fun be compressed, diluted or concentrated.
I love fun
mL urine/minute
Barrels
Metric pleasure decimal gladness scale.
Bhutan developed the 'Gross National Happiness' indicator.
Bags of Fun....?
The metric **** tonne
Dopa/sec
My unit would be Peggs.
One Pegg is equivalent to the amount of happiness experienced watching an episode of Spaced. It's quite a big unit, so millipeggs are more common.
Funits.
(foo-nits)
Squalarones
Happyness (whatever that is) should be measured in smiles.
Doom is measured in Cressers.
cps? (chortles per-second)
Millimirths
Gigglybits.
Pints
Or large glass for the lady
"Bags of Fun....? "
Be careful not to mix these up with up with... fun bags.... which are, of course, "bags of fun" but might get you into trouble in the office.
Stokens is the MTB specific unit...
Almonds
Almonds?!?
I'm still working in imperial units of measures for mirth
Smallest unit = 1 Titter
Six titters = 1 chortle
12 chortles = 1 laugh
16 laughs = 1 paroxym
24 paroxyms = 1 Boyle (often fatal)
There are negative units of mirth, they are all measured in units of Miranda.
Gotta be Merkins
Stokens is the MTB specific unit...
Brilliant. I will start rating trails in Stokens. What is the recognised symbol?
The Nutella scale of happiness
Obvious
Almonds?!?
Ok, it's only a measurement of one particular type of fun, but I'm sure some of the more scientific boff's around could knock out a quick conversion formula for any other types as needed.
And granted, it's Imperial rather than S.I. , but I don't hold out much hope that the french will ever know enough about fun to devise a measurement.
The thing is, it's a set standard, and it's divisible, observable and quantifiable. So as long as nobody minds feet and inches, it's the best we've got.
Pretty sure fun comes in shit-tons.
I was going to make an offering but Gigglebytes is way better.
buzz-lightyear - Member
Stokens is the MTB specific unit...
Brilliant. I will start rating trails in Stokens. What is the recognised symbol?
Are there 24 Rads to a Stoken?
Millisnorts (metric)
Whoops (imperial)
Ring-fenced Unicorns per square Parsec
Ro5ey - Member
"Bags of Fun....? "Be careful not to mix these up with up with... fun bags.... which are, of course, "bags of fun" but might get you into trouble in the office.
Yay.....! Someone got it. I was going to say in my post that two is the lowest value for Bags of Fun and the unit only works in multiples of two. But I thought that might be a little derogatory, sexist and disgusting for this forum. So didn't.
But, hey, it's Friday. So I just did.
F***-ton
naughy-cal mile
belly ache-er
a [url= http://www.knowledgedoor.com/2/units_and_constants_handbook/fluid-scruple.html ]fluid scruple[/url] which is an imperial unit equivalent to 1.1838776042 millititters
merthyr tydfil
sMiles
No need for anything new- Time as prescribed by the participant in degrees required by the project.
Perhaps a 'Heh' which is a [url= http://www.crosswordgiant.com/crossword-clue/399855/Unit-of-Elmer-Fudd-laughter ]unit of Elmer Fudd Laughter[/url]
Actually - in addition to Belly Acres I should add:
Gigglehurtz
That'll be the Milligan:
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