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This week I've:
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[*]Scrubbed out embedded dog eggs from walking boots,[/*]
[*]Emptied and cleaned out a growing dustbin,
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[*]Washed down a motorbike absolutely covered in cat piss,
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[*]Retrieved a rotting mouse corpse from under the hot water cistern,
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[*]Cleared a blocked and fetid drain,
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... in roughly increasing order of revoltingness.
What've you dealt with this week that ****ing stank?
I'm guessing you don't care to know about any movements that protruded the tide mark?
I'm guessing you don't care to know about any movements that protruded the tide mark?
[b]PINNACLE![/b]
I'm more interested in how you got bullet points in your thread 😆
L33t coding skillz
Stinky secondary school kids, each and every day. You wouldn't believe how much they can be unaware of body odour, oral hygiene, hygiene in general, diet and side-effects...
7 month old daughter.....
A body that'd been in the canal 2 weeks, the exposed half mostly consumed by maggots
I'm more interested in how you got bullet points in your thread
Careful - I once copy and pasted the 'allowed markup code' just above the 'preview post' button down there into a thread, just to ask what they were for (as I don't have l33t coding skills)..... completely broke the page. I mean really broke it. Eventually the mods had to take the page outside and shoot it.
A body that'd been in the canal 2 weeks, the exposed half mostly consumed by maggots
You're not supposed to go back to the scene of the crime - thats how you get caught.
A body that'd been in the canal 2 weeks
Ok, you win.
completely broke the page. I mean really broke it.
I know what causes that, and I know how to fix it. I'm not divulging cos some cleverbollocks will do it on purpose, but if it happens report it and I can repair it.
A body that'd been in the canal 2 weeks
Ok, you win.
All the fancy schmantzy bullet points and l33t skills weren't going to top that, were they? 🙂
Actually not as bad as the ones they find after a month in a room in the summer, those are more liquid.
I was going to propose the dog diarrhoea that I had to clean off the carpet earlier today but I think rocketdog's already won.
not quite as bad as a whole body, but a gangrenous toe is probably the top specimen in the lab this week.
Why was your motorbike covered in cat wee?
Golden Dewcati?
I've scraped the bit of scalp that was left stuck to the floor when the extremely dead body was removed.
Freezers/fridges that had been left for 3 months with no power.
But the stench of heavily soiled carpet (dog cat and very possibly human) as you fold it it half and you get a lungfull blasted in your face tops it for me.
I took my plaster off my finger.
A body that'd been in the canal 2 weeks
Ok, you win.
Reopen voting - the aftermath of my home cooked cauliflower and lentil curry could have made that body get up and walk home.
Want another smell? You can borrow my MIL who is staying. Double incontinent and she stinks. Sorry but it's true. Thank God we thought to cover all the carpets with Roll 'n Stroll before she moved in.
Cougar- are you describing your job or your house work?
Not sure it'll top the corpse but, my dog gave it a good Eaton try.
Massive dog turd in the kitchen during the night. The dog then chose to hide her crime by consuming said poo. Only to sick it up partially digested a bit further away.
Still sticking to her plan, this new creation was consumed and, the cycle began.
I think 5 separate creations were spread about the kitchen when i came down in the morning in various stages of digestion. Bless her, she may have got away with it if she had a better constitution.
The smell had me gagging from the off and my eyes didn't stop watering.
Cougar- are you describing your job or your house work?
We're not supposed to talk about it, but basically he's Winston Wolf.