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We're moving offices shortly and the site has been asked to come up with suggestions for names for the six meeting rooms we'll have at the new place.

I've submitted my ideas but figured you lot could probably do better.  What've you got?

For context, we're a tech company and moving to Blackburn.  (Which isn't as bad as it sounds, we're leaving Burnley.)


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:19 pm
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Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch.

The remaining room is up to you!


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:22 pm
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IT company you say .. here are 6

Turn

It

Off

And

On

Again


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:22 pm
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Room 1, Room 2, Room 3, Room 4, etc.

we have names for meeting rooms it’s pointless. It doesn’t make it any more pleasurable to sit in them and it doesn’t help figure out where they are on the site


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:23 pm
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A, B, C, D, E and G

It'll be an unanswered question for years.


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:24 pm
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Contagious diseases?

"I'll book Gonorrhoea for this afternoon's progress meeting"

Famous corporate failures?

Enron, Blockbuster, Ratners, Lehman Brothers...


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:25 pm
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Roomy McRoomface?


 
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Cougar

panther

tiger

leopard

lion

Dave Prowse


 
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Name them after TdF winners?

You can choose whether to use Lance or not.


 
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Monkey

Funky

Junky

Skunky

Chunky

Hunky


 
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Pugh

Pugh

Barney McGrew

Cuthbert

Dibble

Grubb.


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:26 pm
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Take your pick from Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treachery?

Or just use level names from Doom

Walls of the Damned, Spawning Vats, Containment Area, Slough of Despair, House of Pain, Unholy Cathedral?


 
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Christ, all ours are named after the London Tube Map and in no order or flow, they don’t even line up with how they should appear on the map.. so central line mixed in with jubilee and northern etc. etc.

Which is absolutely bang on for an IT Change initiative 🤔🤠💃🐴

So I’m going to propose Beaches the of the U.K. starting with Brighton going clockwise.


 
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Harry Potter spells


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:28 pm
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This room, that room, the other room, 1st on the left, 2nd on the right, and the one next to the water cooler.


 
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The bored room.

The miserable room

The my soul is crushed room

The room of tedium

The self harm room

The play with phone room.


 
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Ours are named after famous scientists, but everyone still says 'is that the one over the road & upstairs....?'


 
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Spectrum

Atari

Vic 20

Zx81

Commodore 64

amiga


 
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Palin

Chapman

Cleese

Jones

Idle

Gilliam


 
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0
1
10
11
100
111


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:36 pm
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Ours are named for famous doctors, one of whom is Patricia Bath. How we laugh every time we meet in the Bathroom


 
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All a bit


 
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All of ours are named after railway stations locally and the screening that obscures people looking in has high level maps of them embedded in it including the roads around them etc. Looks good and not too unprofessional when others are dialling in or booking them.


 
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Based on a random selection of famous/notable people from Blackburn....

Wainwright

Fogarty

Harty

Pemberton

Duckworth

McShane


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:38 pm
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If you had worked at a hedge fund ,how about May,Cameron , Major,Blair,Churchill, Thatcher?

or  12345&6 🙂


 
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0
1
10
11
100
111

Winner ??


 
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FTFY


 
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The bored room.

The miserable room

The my soul is crushed room

The room of tedium

The self harm room

The play with phone room

You've missed out The room which isn't overlooked so you can go there to watch p0rn room


 
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Duodenum

Jejunum

Ileum

Cecum

Colon

Rectum


 
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I worked one places where the buildings were the names of mountains and the parks between them lakes.

They were in the same order easy to west as the real world ones.

i thought it was cool.

Where I last worked the rooms Had a location code - letter representing multimedia capability - room capacity. It was far more useful


 
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Windermere

Coniston

Ullswater

Buttermere

Derwent

Bassenthwaite


 
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Duodenum

Jejunum

Ileum

Cecum

Colon

Rectum

I like how there is no exit.


 
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Posted that in a hurry... trying to get in there first hahaha. Thanks @thepruist


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:54 pm
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Pick up a demotivational poster for each room...


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:56 pm
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Room 1, Room 2, Room 3, Room 4, etc.

That was my first suggestion, for exactly the reasons you list.

Harry Potter spells

That crossed my mind.

The bored room.

I was working on more like this. I got Pontification Station, Bored Room, Vacant Office, then ran out of ideas.

Sinclair

(etc)

Genius, I'm stealing that.  Sinclair, Commodore, Acorn, Dragon, Tandy, Atari.

Based on a random selection of famous/notable people from Blackburn….

Already suggested that, and an almost identical list (I had Walker instead of Duckworth).


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 1:57 pm
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Darwen

Calf Hey

Rivington Pike

Anglezarke

Holcombe

Entwhistle

You should be able to get plenty of nice relevant pictures for the walls as well.


 
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Ours are named after famous Yorkshire people


 
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Numbers. Ours are named after cities and it's not in the least bit obvious where they are. At least if you pass room 1 and see room 2 there's a good chance the next one is room 3. Not f****** "Newport" or "Macclesfield".


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:05 pm
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Green

White

&c


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:06 pm
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You forgot ORIC?


 
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Happy

Joyful

Delightful

Glad

Cheerful

Peaceful


 
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Pugh

Pugh

Barney McGrew

Cuthbert

Dibble

Grubb.

Wasn't it Hugh, Pugh etc..?


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:09 pm
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Ours are named after famous Yorkshire people

Yes but they need to find six.


 
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They will undoubtedly end up named after famous scientists in the IT /  telecom industries.

Perchy's prediction for the actual names chosen by a committee of IT management spods is....

Bell

Marconi

Turing

Babbage

Jobs

Logie Baird


 
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A tech company that still has meeting rooms? If they haven't been rebranded as something more pretentious like collaboration spaces now is your time.


 
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You forgot ORIC?

No, I really didn't. (-:


 
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Wasn’t it Hugh, Pugh etc..?

Pretty sure there were two Pughs.


 
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Mussolini

Hitler

Mao

Stalin

Pol Pot

Gaddafi

Each room should have the respective portrait of the namesake to get the feel correct.


 
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This is what I've offered so far.

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Given that no bugger can ever remember which room is which, how about 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6?

Gates, Jobs, Wozniak, Berners-Lee, Wales, Page.  (Founders of: Microsoft, Apple x2, WWW, Wikipedia, Google.)

Armstrong, Conrad, Shepard, Scott, Young, Cernan.  (The six Apollo commanders who have walked on the moon.)

Newton, Einstein, Curie, Darwin, Tesla, Hawking.  (Household-name scientists, one would hope at least.)

Pemberton, Harty, Walker, Wainright, Fogarty, McShane?  Or others from the list here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackburn#Notable_people

Anglezarke, Withnell, Rivington, Darwen, Turton, Holcombe. (West Pennine Moors.)

Krypton, Gallifrey, Tatooine, Vulcan, Caprica, Magrathea.  (Fictional planets.  Yes, I am a geek.  Sorry.)

Lennon, Mercury, Bowie, Prince, Cobain, Hendrix.  (Other dead rock stars are available.  I avoided “Jackson” as I thought it might be a little contentious...)

Quetzalcoatl, Constantinople, Dodecahedron, Kaleidoscope, Velociraptor, Constellation.  (With apologies to anyone who is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic.  We have too many meetings anyway.)

Vindaloo, Madras, Dopiaza, Korma, Tikka, Biriani.  (All types of ice-cream flavour, obviously.)

Lamborghini, Ferrari, Porsche, McLaren, Caterham, Tesla.  (Preferable to blummin’ footballers, right?)

Vulcan, Napier, Squire, Postal Order, Fernhurst, Jubilee.  (Pubs / former pubs in Blackburn that don’t immediately sound like pubs to non-locals.)

Sinclair, Commodore, Acorn, Dragon, Tandy, Atari.  (Defunct 8-bit computer companies.)


 
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Turing, Lovelace, Babbage, Stroustrup, Stallman, Dijkstra, Knuth

Edit: yes that is seven. I was counting from zero.


 
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Anomalous Materials

Unforeseen Consequences

Residue Processing

Questionable Ethics

Lambda Core

Then if the sixth room is utterly randomly thrown together and plays no real use or connection to the rest of your business (possibly used by HR/marketing?):

Xen


 
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Good idea JoeG .. how about these to complete the set.

what droids

serve it


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:16 pm
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Ours are named after famous Yorkshire people

You'd need a lot of rooms. And the first 5 would all have to be called Boycott 🙂

I'd suggest you'll also need a 'Meeting Room 7' which is bookable but no one can find. That's because it's the nearest pub


 
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Ours are named after swedish coffee break treats. Perhaps you could have a meeting to discuss treat synergies and roll out of eventual product and whether or not you are entrepreneurial goal oriented relationship builders focused on SME growth. Hmm?


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:18 pm
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Buccaneer

Beverly

Firebrand

Barracuda

Skua

Firecrest

HP88(?)


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:20 pm
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8 bit

16 bit

32 bit

Or

Intel 286

Intel 386

Intel 486

Or

Outrun

Pacman

Tetris

Tron

Chuckie Egg

Operation Wolf


 
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Blake

Avon

Vila

Cally

Gan

Jenna

Obviously, the room where the big network  computers live will need to be renamed the Server / LAN room.


 
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In Cambridge it was Red Dwarf characters. Scutters was the one nearest our office.

In Scotland it was Lochs and Munroes.

In Yorkshire it was Hitchhikers Guide places and characters. I particularly like the Meeting Room at the end of the Wolds but it only works in Yorkshire.


 
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Sudocream

Magnetodog

Picolax

Badger

Trump

Lings


 
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Edit: Forum strangeness, disappearing and reappearing post.


 
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cobol

basic

pascal

fortran

python

lisp


 
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+1 for numbers. We have names for ours and it's just pointless, easier to remember numbers than obscure names (ours were previously South American tribal names and are now local famous people from history).


 
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the room where the big network  computers live will need to be renamed the Server / LAN room

Delete your account.


 
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Hope the corridor to HR is the “Geoffrey Boycott corridor of uncertainty”


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:23 pm
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I particularly like the Meeting Room at the end of the Wolds but it only works in Yorkshire.

That's inspired.


 
Posted : 10/09/2018 2:23 pm
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Hope the corridor to HR is the “Geoffrey Boycott corridor of uncertainty”

Made me laugh 🙂 You could do a whole suite of Boycs themed rooms

'Stick of Lettuce'
'Can't bat for Toffee'
'Uncovered pitches'
'Doesn't know he was born'
'Playing nicely'

But the office is in Lancashire, so as you were 🙂


 
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Stick of rhubarb!

[IMG] [/IMG]


 
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Geeky numbers, anyone?

007, 42, T-800, LV-426, THX-1138, NCC-1701.


 
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Wasn’t it Hugh, Pugh etc..?

Nope, many think that, but it's Pugh, Pugh...  cos they were twin brothers.

We have rooms... HI, HII, HIII, HIV


 
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Geeky numbers, anyone?

RS232?


 
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Flasheart

Blackadder

Baldrick

Darling

Melchett

Percy


 
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Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby, Scrappy

or more contemporary

Morty, Gearhead, Meeseeks, Birdperson, Squanchy and Poopybutthole

Sterling, Malory, Cyril, Cheryl, Krieger, Lana


 
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Chapman

Idle

Gilliam

Jones

Cleese

Palin


 
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Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Jaga, Mumm-Ra


 
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Bamboo

Steel

Ti

Carbon

Aluminium

The stuff On-One use


 
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Wu

Jin

Liu Song

Qi

Liang

Chen


 
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The stuff On-One use

Sweat shop?


 
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Geeky numbers, anyone?

Ooh good idea - do them as binary :p


 
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Cheddar

Paneer

Brie

Wenslydale

Halloumi

Stinking Bishop


 
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