[Closed] Name our 2 day old kid (shortlist)

son we couldn't work out what to call you so we asked some strangers on a bike forum

i take it you didn't run this past the wife

my vote goes for Titus

Titus Schofield

Joe Schofield, cool as p1ss!

My vote is Joe

Phillip?

Yeah, Joe Schofield....could be anything from a city high flyer to a gangster.

Joe.

polly

😀

Jude, theres loads of Joes
but whatever there all nice names for the little fella 😀

What about

JAKE SCHOFIELD

Of those Joe - jude is awful

When I was a kid I would have given anything for a monosylabic tough sounding name

all rubbish, call him

Digby Thundercracker Schofield

he'll thank you for it one day!

Frank. A proper man's name.

Probably drink real ale and ride singlespeed with a name like Frank.

Jude and Leo are horrendous!

Re-think...those extra hours of thought could mean a lot to the litle chap.

I agree, Frank.

I also like Sammy & Dean

I Mrs Sinatra has a lad he will be Stanley, you know where you are with a name like Stan.

Sue.

A boy named Sue.

or

Isenbard Dehavilland Schofield

Mohammed.

Muhammad.

multiple choice tests round our way were always called ''vote for joe''

could be something in that...

but call him joseph, to give him the choice!

I love the name William...looks good as a signature or on a letter

But is also able to be shortened to Billy..which is cool.

+1 for Joe

(TJ and FC have just potentially infuriated parents of Judes and Leos on here...)

George? Shortened to Doddie round here

Singletrack edit facility Schofield.

Me and Mrs Conks reckon Joe is the best option.

Agree with brack if we're coming up alternatives. I also like Robert as it also has loads of variables{sp} Rob, Robbie, Bobbie, etc

Sutton?

Studley Ramrod Schofield, it's gotta be the only one me thinks!!

^ btw, congratulations.

Frank. A proper man's name.

Does that explain the joke which I never understood about one lezzie saying to the other, "Right, I'll be frank with you" ?

Joefield Dolgellau Joey Jojo Shabadoo Schofield?

A proper name to be proud of is that.

You need a name that will never invite ridicule at school

A name that clearly demonstrates the kids an evil ****er that shouldnt ever be messed with or ridiculed

A name that commands respect

I suggest....

.......... Saxon

scuttler - Member
so help us out as he'll be two days old tomorrow.

Joe
Jude
Leo
Frank

i'm afraid none of them,
obviously he doesnt fit any of those, otherwise you would have bitten the bullet already,

back to the drawing board??? 😀

joe, great name

Tyson.

Jude......I like it.

Freddie

Frank off the list

Tarquin - could be a long shot 😉

If you are into j's what about juan... But expect the name never to be said properly

or jean-françois
julien

Not Joe or Leo. For the rest of his life he'll be asked, "Is it short for Joseph?" "Is it short for Leonardo?" Also, I would guess that once this cycle of recession is over the trend for laddish middle class pseudo-prole chic will be over and names like Tarquin, Cedric and Aloysius will be in vogue once more.

Personally, I'd go for Blofeld. Blofeld Schofield. Or, in the spirit of Johnny Cash/Shel Silverstein, Sue.

[i]But expect the name never to be said properly [/i]
How do you say it? 😉

Joe - goes well, but quite common
Frank - my middle name and had the piss ripped out of it all my life.
I'd go for something more unusual (quite obviously as my son is called Lydon) but of your list Joe goes best.
What about Aaron Schofield? We were gonna name our boy Aaron but MrsDezB had a student she didn't like called it.

Still seems a bit odd that random strangers on the internet would name your kids!

Please not Joe, it is so 'common'. It is also a contraction of Joseph so he will be starting off life without a proper name poor lad. What about Jebediah?
Or Seth, or Stephen!!! or Maximillian. Now that's a good name, a name fit for an Emperor!

[i]Maximillian. Now that's a good name, a name fit for an Emperor![/i]

By that token Caligula should be in the running. Or Barbarossa.

Tom.

It's a name that works when you're 5 and 85. But do name him Thomas, and let his shorten as he wishes.

And it's better than George*.

No family names to go at? Tom, John and William all feature in my and Mrs North's families, so any boy we have will get one of those.

What about biblical names? There's a thing for old testament names right now (I work with a chap whose kids are respectively: Issac, Noah, Jonah, Joshua, Benjamin - the sixth (bound to be a bouy) is on its way next week). I'd stop at Metheusalah, though.

OMITN

*Mrs North is called George (christined Georgina), and exhorts all paresnts to be to call their child George, whether a boy or a girl. She's had a remarkable amount of success, too.

Out of those, I'd go for Jude. I reckon it's a great name....Great tune, too.

Lionel
Spiro
Abraham
Mark
My choice for a middlename- Saladin.

It is also a contraction of Joseph so he will be starting off life without a proper name poor lad.

Both our girls don't have proper names. We'd never have called them Elanor* or Elizabeth, so there didn't seem to be any point naming them those.

* Yes, spelled like that. She's named after Sam Gamgee's daughter. I am such a geek.

Actually, hold on. You said "kid".

Does that mean we're naming a small goat?

Lionel
Spiro
Abraham
Mark
My choice for a middlename- Saladin

Abraham Saladin would take some explaining.

It our girls had been boys, they'd have been Noah and Sam. You're welsome to use those, since we don't need them.

Roman is another. No not the football club owner. Thats the only off-putting part of the name.

Does that mean we're naming a small goat?

In which case, the William suggestion above would seem best.

We're really screwed with baby names. Due in 6 weeks, and we have no idea. We don't even know if it's a boy or girl.

So expect another thread like this in 6 weeks and two days.

blimey, friends of ours have 2 boys. one called leo and one called jude.

spooky...

Throbbing.

Craig Schofield.

Then buy him a Raleigh Burner.

Have you considered [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/am-i-being-a-snob ]Blade[/url]?

bizarrely when littledawg no 2 appears Joe and Leo were two of the preferred names on our list...

Or you could try one of the bike names from Cove?

Hora?

Jayden.

I 2nd Titus!

TBH I'd look at what names are currently popular now- say the top 10 and AVOID them. I bet Joe/Jake/Frank and Jude are all up there. Why avoid them? Who wants a common name? On the flipside no kid wants a seriously naff name (sorry for future spawn) so you have to future-proof.....
Names that avoid this are Samuel? As an example. It shortens to 'Sam'.
Chosing a name like Frank- which is already a nickname isnt good.
Titus (Salt) is actually a great name, full of history however it shortens really really badly for a kid in school.

Humphrey Schofield - how cool is that!
just too few Humps in the world

Names that avoid this are Samuel? As an example. It shortens to 'Sam'.

Sam is one of the most popular names around at the moment.

Chosing a name like Frank- which is already a nickname isnt good.

Why?

Baby Robin.

Joe, clearly is the only option from that shortlist!

What's the chances of his next kid being a boy too?

Blade

Archie.

What's the chances of his next kid being a boy too?

😆

Aeroplaneconveyorbelt Schofield

mostlyharmless - Member
Blade

Gah! Beat me to it! 😈

'Titus'? 'Tight-Arse', or 'T1t', for short?

Think about the poor child, when it's at school...

Maximillian. Now that's a good name, a name fit for an Emperor!

By that token Caligula should be in the running. Or Barbarossa.

Napoleon? Hirohito? Haile Sellasie?

I voted to keep our provisional name for Stoner Jr after he was born: "Working Title Productions".

Mrs Stoner insisted on a shorter name for the birth certificate though...ho hum.

Jude or Joe are great names.

I tried to think of a name for our two, that I could shout out in a school playground that I would:

Not be embarrassed about shouting

Would not have all the other parents s****ing

Does not sound like flower/city/Disney character, etc.......

Not have half the kids responding too
(shame as I love the name Jack)

I always liked the name Tarzan.

Cal El or plain Cal?

Nebuchadnezzar.

'Nez' or 'Nezza' for short.

Cabe