[Closed] Name my wifi router.

Louise

Victim_blamer ??

I name mine "GMP mobile covert surveillance unit" to put the shits up the scrotes

Breathless

Just try something simple like
"Do Not Use"
"GCHQ Staff Wifi"
"Special Branch Weapons Team"
"Virus Central"
"STD Clinic"

Mine is currently "alienmothership" I also have used "My Wifi not yours".

I know, sad isn't it.

This is not the WiFi you are looking for.

HowToUpgradeMyWife

Looking fly for a WiFi.

Mine is currently - pull my finger

"Which of you bastards voted for Brexit?"

VirginVeganHunter?

Mine's just called Rufus - obviously.

"Pretty-fly-for-a-wifi"

Or, "No-pudding-for-you"

Router McRouterface

Put up a scan of the other wi-fi routers around you - the best are ones that reflect the others in the area.

Hornymilfswaitingnocreditcardneeded

I've used "GCHQ Monitoring Unit" in the past.

Back in the day I used to run a network where the domain name was Springfield. All the servers were named after Simpsons characters, so Homer, Marge etc. When I came to install a new network router, I named it Wiggum on the grounds that it directed traffic.

Where I am now, we installed a router in the Lab purely to do Port Address Translation (PAT) and Network Address Translation (NAT). It got named NATalie PORTman.

My SSID is Skynet

Why do you want to get hacked?

I have "[i]Router? I hardly knew her.[/i]" as suggested by my housemate.

Childish I admit.

[quote=Cougar ]I've used "GCHQ Monitoring Unit" in the past.

Mine is "MI6 monitoring service"

TK421

fourwordsalluppercase

"I can hear you having sex"

Better if you have an adjoining property.

"Wightlink are crap"

Is the nearest one to the Wightlink ferry terminal at Portsmouth Harbour.

witness_protection_programme_new_identity_starter_kit

Cougar, earlier

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It Hurts when IP

1234567890
hello_world
Marty_McFly-fi
Wifey_McWiFi

Imthekindofpersonwhothinksuphilariousnamesformywifiroutersothatswhyyouneverinvitemeroundforabarbecue

Keysinthefruitbowl

TV LICENCE MONITORING UNIT.

WifiUnderThePatio

Shy_Tory

Shout_"penis"_for_password

?? ? =?????

I'd call it 'HP Printer' if I was feeling particularly evil.

The My WiFi Love Her

BTWiFi-with-STFU

I had a neibour who has "(.)(.)-tits" then someone else called theirs "( . )( .)-massive-tits"

When browsing I have come accross :
Hide yo kids hide yo wifi (old video meme joke)
Madeline Mccan is in my basement 😯

secret_network
honey_badger_escape_route
Wee_jock_pooh_pong_mc_plop

PC Load Letter

Mine used to be Undercover surveillance vehicle 5,then Macclesfield Council Porn Watch and is now Cpt Funkadelics Stank Machine. Need to change it again soon

Cpt Funkadelics Stank Machine

I preferred their earlier work. Before they were famous.

Their first EP was the best 🙂

I've had WiFiBeater, Readers WiFi and a guest network called WifiSwapping.

When i moved house re ently I left an old router connected to a socket hidden under the insulation in the loft with the SSID MartinIsA#### because my old neighbour was called Martin and was a ####. I know it was childish but....

There is wifi router on my way in to work which my phone picks up called "I can see you naked in your bedroom".

Currently on "MI5 Surveillance Van #3".

When i moved house re ently I left an old router connected to a socket hidden under the insulation in the loft with the SSID MartinIsA#### because my old neighbour was called Martin and was a ####. I know it was childish but....

I wish I'd thought of this.

After recently being told off by a neighbour about leaving the communal gate open (I never have) mine is now "swinging like an open gate"

Thanks everyone, I've been pissing myself all afternoon at these. For the time being I'm going with the tits 'cos I have the SoH of a 12yo, but will be referring to these again soon when the joke wears thin...

All your base are belong to us

The cake is a lie, arrow to the knee or Leroy Jenkins.

Tubeless Badger?

Owned with Bombers?

Sudocrem Cat?

u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? ?? s???? ???q ??n? oo?

u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? ?? s???? ???q ??n? oo?

Love it, think the font works as well... I think that'll be next.

"this WiFi can't be hacked" would be a good name. What could possibly go wrong.....

The Router For Evil

Grass needs a trim

Fence needs painting

IANAL

Madeleine_McCann

http://onemileatatime.boardingarea.com/2017/05/25/flight-canceled-wifi-hotspot-name/

Ooo, thread resurrection reminded my I was going to rename mine to "Surrounded by ****s"

[i] At that point the airline had no choice but to follow through on their promise and cancel the flight.[/i]

Any parent knows you don't make threats like that - you don't want to be left with 'no choice'.

What a daft escalation of a stupid situation.

My three...

getoffmyland
getoutofmyattic
getoutofmygarden

I spot a theme.

^--- re the pilot incident-should have backed down.

Then, after about an hour, bank it over, nose down, flick the cabin lights on and off, screaming "That hotspot's blown the electronics! We're ALL gonna DIEEEEE!"

Then level out. Just for S&G. 😀

“Jihadist Cell London 1.”

I wonder how long you'd last with that as your home wifi router name, before the Police arrived......

[quote=slowbloke ]"this WiFi can't be hacked" would be a good name. What could possibly go wrong.....

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Mine is "Mileham Church of Satan"

Windows virus alert 1.2

That should keep most of them away

Dark Web

My mate renamed his to:

YoureMyWiFiNowDave

which makes me chuckle.

Wannacryv2.1 should ensure some peace and quiet.

StopDrivingLikeADick

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#votelabour

YoureMyWiFiNowDave

Argh I read the first page, and then thought I better come up with my own funny SSID. I was about to post my brilliant idea, but your mate got there first.

Mine is called Excalibur Cottage, a pretty niche Alan Partridge reference that I doubt my neighbours (or my wife) understands. But it makes me chuckle.