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Apparently we have to be social now lockdown is ending.
My first response was 'why spoil it?'.
And the thread title promised soo much...
Should've used the STW affiliate Lovehoney.com link
This could have prevented .......😉
Has she asked for a pool boy before the pool is built ?
Apparently it has to be outdoors, so can I watch over the fence?
Apparently it has to be outdoors,
but can be upto six people at the same time
And the thread title promised soo much…
Pure clickbait 😉
Mine also mentioned returning to socialising.... really dont want to.
In respect to clickbait... good effort
Have you tried growing pampas grass?
Have you tried removing her blindfold?
Apparently it has to be outdoors
Isn't dogging illegal?
I've just been informed that we're going to deliberately encounter other human beings later this afternoon.
I'm missing lockdown already
Isn’t dogging illegal?
Fun fact - if you see a plastic bag tied to a tree it's a sign that dogging goes on there. 😀
Fun fact – if you see a plastic bag tied to a tree it’s a sign that dogging goes on there.
Conflating Dog Walking and Dogging?
Conflating Dog Walking and Dogging?
I mean one not filled with dog crap lol
Have you tried growing pampas grass?
That tickled me.
Are they dead people? Can you also see them?
I keep seeing wed people.
Sorry to have to break this to you, but she's probably already seeing other people in secret.
I keep seeing wed people.
One more day of 20+ degree sun and you'll keep on seeing red people. First sign of the sun and it's sunburn central.
My wife is the same.
There is even talk of relatives being involved which I'm really not comfortable with.
Gah!
Bollocks - fell for it.
Hats off OP.
buy her an ankle bracelet to celebrate?
She'll want to take care not to catch anything.
Click bait of the year so far. Proper lol’ed when I read the OP.
I am probably one of the few people who will miss lockdown... i dont miss -
Wearing a suit
Trains to London at 5.30am
Driving to the North West from the North East
Being polite
Relatives - waiting for the Ashington BBQ invite, used coal last time as no charcoal left.. yes you did read that
The local pub and never thought i would say that
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The only thing I've missed is group rides, been riding in pairs for the last lockdown.
Too much info...poor woman!
Drac
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Have you tried growing pampas grass?
And yet, when I added this to the Wikipedia article about Milton Keynes, it got removed. Common knowledge, but apparently they need credible sources for such edits.
I was stunned.