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It's a holiday here tomorrow, I have work, my noisy neighbours who only ever come to stay for long weekends are here, they are just about tolerable, but listen to Celine Dione loudly and sing along to it.

They have just asked if we want a beer and to stop over. This could lead to acception of their horrific singing.

Should I stay or should I go?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:24 pm
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If you go there will be trouble


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:27 pm
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Go


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:27 pm
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their horrific signing.

Are they deaf?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:28 pm
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piss in the sink. that'll show em.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:29 pm
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[quote=Quirrel said]acception of their horrific signing.

Do they....... I can hardly bring myself to say it......

use Comic Sans ? 😯


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:29 pm
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[quote=CaptainFlashheart ]their horrific signing.
Are they deaf?

but listen to Celine Dion[b][s]e[/s][/b] loudly

Obviously


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:29 pm
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Do they....... I can hardly bring myself to say it......

use Comic Sans ?

They are quite vulgar with their hand movements.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:30 pm
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they are just about tolerable, but listen to Celine Dione loudly

Make your mind up it can't be both


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:31 pm
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piss in the sink. that'll show em.

That was the first thought that came to my mind too, the second was their kettle, third was their fishpond, or all three.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:32 pm
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Why don't you just [i]be the man[/i] and go along. They be be noisy but [i]that's the way it is[/i]. They probably live a long way away and [i]drove all night[/i] to get to their pad so facy a sing along when they get there.

I'm sure you have raised this topic before, yep, [i]it's all coming back to me now.[/i]


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:38 pm
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Sir, I salute you.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:44 pm
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You'd better think twice.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:46 pm
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ste_t - Member
If you go there will be trouble

but, if you stay it will be double...


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:50 pm
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You'd better think twice.

Ohhhh you so and so...

...not only did I have to suffer the pain of actually listening a little bit to the video on youtube.....you beat me to the joke!!!!

Why I oughta!! 😉


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 12:53 pm
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Why do you need to stop over if they're your neighbors?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:21 pm
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Kill them.


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:22 pm
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Do they have a WCA-style sex shed ?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:23 pm
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This could lead to acception of their horrific singing.

I suspect if you try to qualify your acception by demanding they don't sign, they'll make an acception of you by making you sign along with them to Celine Dione Warwick.

You better just....

....Walk on By


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:24 pm
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Just pop over and tell them that every night, in your dreams, you can bloody hear them, can feel them. Maybe they don't know how much they go on....


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:32 pm
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Any pampas grass in the front garden?


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 1:42 pm
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[s]piss[/s] drop a log in the sink. that'll show em.

FTFY

Any pampas grass in the front garden?

😆

I suggest you go over and lean over their banister shouting "I'M FLYING JACK!"


 
Posted : 19/05/2016 2:20 pm

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