[Closed] My dad said he wanted to start watching what he ate...

What do you put on a Tesco burger?

A fiver each way.

I don't know what all the fuss about eating horse is, apparently the burgers that have horse meat in them that they've tested have been very low in fat, they have been high in shergar though.

Apparently, 67% of people don't really care whats in their burgers, according to a Gallop poll.

I told my wife I wasn't eating them tescos burgers in our fridge tonight.

I told her..... They're off!

I don't know what the fuss is about, I had one last night and it tasted fine.

I did find a bit between my teeth this morning though.

did you lot get a findus fee for these jokes?

I found out last year that Findus were putting horsemeat in their lasagne. I reported it but no-one believed me. Said I was just being a neigh-sayer

theotherjonv is winning by some margin at the moment in the lol stakes.

😛

Genuinely no pun intended - if I was more awake I could have written those in though I suppose...

who cares if there's horsemeat in processed food? I'm quite partial to a plate of spaghetti bologneighs.

the reason it took so long to find the horsemeat in that lasagne was because the cheese on top was mascarpone

I had one of those Tesco burgers last week - gave me the trots!

They say you are what you eat.

No wonder my wife is such a nag. 😆

Want to know why I wasn't bothered about eating Horse?
I thought it'd give me a more stable diet.

Rein it in boys and just let the professionals deal with this situation. God I hate it when people try and stirrup trouble just to get a laugh.
Well, that is my mane complaint...

A cow walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The cow replies "Those bloody horses, coming here, stealing our jobs!"

Does that mean that they have been using seahorses in their fish fingers too?

Horseshoes have been found in crab sticks.

Not much point going vegetarian either, I heard that Tesco veggie burgers contain uni-quorn

I don't think we should be too concerned about horse meat in burgers, after all its not the mane ingredient.

The Chinese have got in on the act as well now, tesco's have just be caught selling quarter panda's

I used to think meat was murder, it seems it was actually redrum.

Is this a case of checking the stable door after the horse has been baltied?

Note. Joke stolen from Derek Starship of this parish.

Lucien lolling at work awesome that one.

erm, something about menus and starters orders, hum

IGMC

huh, next they'll be telling us fish don't really have fingers

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I just wish people woulds stop equining about it all, horseburgers are delicious with a salad dressage.