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https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/510583-to-expect-my-15-year-old-son-not-to-be
Poor lad, overcome by the occasion and on her work's computer too 😄
Oh my... massive lol at Penisy hands.
Oh my, that forum is even worse than this one!

Poor kid. Probably couldn't help himself, just caught up in the moment. Funny though.
Give him a year or two and he'll grow out of it................. and move on to the local park 🙂
That, is brilliant 👌
Turning around the photo of his grandparents to hide his embarrassment!
Turning around the photo of his grandparents to hide his embarrassment!
Reminds me of one of my favourite phrases in Roger's profanisaurus:
'**** SEANCE n. Whilst pulling one's pud, the eerie feeling that one is being watched disapprovingly by dead relatives. Also Doris Strokes.'
Edit: well the swear filter fairly took the fun out of that one.
Wonder if she's discovered the crusty socks under his bed yet?
She’d have been less impressed if he’d taken her work laptop into the shower with him.
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Give him a year or two and he’ll grow out of it…………….. and move on to the local park 🙂
Given that the thread is 11 years old he will be 26 now, bet he's still bashing the bishop though 😉
He probably got a job in IT, discovered mountain biking and wastes a chunk of his time on a well know biking related forum...
Nothing like a good danger ****..
it was you, wasn't it Jekyll?
it was you, wasn’t it Jekyll?
No, sounds like it was mainly Jessica Alba.
Reminds me of the old joke, it was Chubby Brown I think...
-what's your most embarrassing moment?
-it was when my mum caught me ****ing in the lounge
-ah don't worry about it all teenagers ****
-no, this was last week!
NSFW but funny
Did the lad find a pic of his Mum on that site he’s so fond of?
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It works the other way too. Mate of mine had to "counsell" a member of his team when he found his parents' profile on a local swinger site. The lad ( in his late twenties) told my mate that the fact that they were swingers didn't trouble him particularly, but his mother's proud boasts of her "specialism" really got to him.
@croe....." Masturbatin'? Fantastic! " Teen angst at its best.