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Me, looking resigned to my fate.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:09 pm
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Not gonna happen.

If i post a pic it'll be the one the cops use on TV when I go on the run for tasering the kids.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:11 pm
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Struck me that mine would show me sitting in the berghaus too - is it some kind of quarantine uniform?


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:18 pm
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I expected more limbs from Harry...


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:20 pm
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Let's have some photos then!


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:22 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2020 3:28 pm
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This is before quarantine, hence the weak attempt at a smile.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:29 pm
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Impressive strands of hair sticking out the side of your head. Can you not train them to go over your bonce?

What's that ghostly image over your shoulder?


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:32 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2020 3:34 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2020 3:47 pm
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I had 2 halfs, so stuck em togevva. Came out exactly how I look


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 3:51 pm
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Just took a pic to show off my new Big Bobble Hat, these are made in memory of STW’er BJ Doherty, proceeds go to charity, details here

https://www.bigbobblehats.co.uk/collections/bobble-hats/products/be-more-bj

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Posted : 23/03/2020 3:58 pm
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Not done my hair today.

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Posted : 23/03/2020 4:15 pm
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You need additional training on how to put a jumper on.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:19 pm
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Non, Mnsr Derek is French, he's just preparing for the evening promenade.

Points deducted for lack of pastel shades though...


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:22 pm
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Day 5 of isolation
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Posted : 23/03/2020 4:23 pm
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Good luck with the STW dating network guys. Grinder needs a competitor.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:25 pm
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TJ - You need additional training on how to put knitted horsehair underpants on.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:25 pm
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Non, Mnsr Derek is French, he’s just preparing for the evening promenade.

I'm not trying to be Francais or upper middle class with the shouldered sweater. I had a heat pad on my tense trapezius and the jumper helped to press it down.

TJ - you look like a really rubbish knight!


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:40 pm
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really rubbish knight!

No, he's the serf that makes the horse sound with coconuts!


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 4:57 pm
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* Swipes left frantically *


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 6:01 pm
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Right then, let’s see if I can get this to work.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 6:26 pm
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Me in the dark. 😆Meh


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 6:33 pm
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Looks like I've killed the thread 😆


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 7:54 pm
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That's my nightmares sorted for tonight.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 7:54 pm
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At ease:

Me

Action shot:

Action Shot


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 7:58 pm
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Did you get your glasses from a cracker?


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 8:02 pm
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Dunno, but I reckon that’s Louis Balfour’s jumper


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 8:06 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2020 8:18 pm
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https://flic.kr/p/2iFW3h1


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 8:21 pm
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I like that SaxonRider will actually have read all those books behind him


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 8:22 pm
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And yes I have read all the books behind me, from diary of a wimpy kid through to gangsta granny 🙂

Lockdown


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 9:41 pm
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Have to say Drac doesn't look like I expected at all, but then on further inspection looks exactly like I SHOULD have expected him to.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 9:43 pm
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Posted : 23/03/2020 9:58 pm
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OP you're in Half Man Half Biscuit and I claim my Joy Division Oven Gloves


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 10:15 pm
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So which one is Drac?


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 10:30 pm
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You’re looking well Nige, if I get that bored I may actually work out how to post a photo on here.


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 10:34 pm
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The spongey looking one on the left


 
Posted : 23/03/2020 10:35 pm
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Funny, but I have only just finished watching Prometheus on Film4

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Posted : 24/03/2020 12:31 am
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Looking good @saxonrider, reminds me of living in Dalston!

@rocketdog we know what you look like  😬


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 7:00 am
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Posted : 24/03/2020 7:43 am
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You’re looking well Nige, if I get that bored I may actually work out how to post a photo on here

Managed to loose a bit of weight over Christmas of all times 😮

Beard has had to go for work reasons 🙁

Think I've put weight back on from being in lock down this week... all day drinking


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 7:31 pm
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Bit weird that someone's posted a picture of my brother. Errm, I mean me.


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 8:07 pm
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Saxonrider in Joseph Stalin shocker...


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 8:14 pm
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Drac in most doesn’t look like his username shocker...


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 8:15 pm
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Really?
Is u blind bruv?

The children of the night, what wonderful music they make.......

And sad to see John McCririck's let himself go......


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 8:20 pm
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Bit weird that someone’s posted a picture of my brother. Errm, I mean me.

Bruv!


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 8:44 pm
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https://imgur.com/a/qKU4BId


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:01 pm
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How can you look so happy when you still don’t have a power kite?


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:05 pm
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Brian Blessed's in lockdown and Rob Chapman has moved to Malta.
This time next year I'll be a millionaire.


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:09 pm
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Have you ever punched a polar bear?


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:12 pm
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Nope. But it would appear that I need to shave off all my hair.

There is no pain, it is receding......

Bloody hell, I only got rid of the full Farah Fawcett a couple of months ago.
Proper Karl Marx it was.....


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:14 pm
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There is no pain, it is receding…

That’s premature Kojakulation.

It’s extremely common in men of a certain age.

Google Street View has recently updated outside my house and i’m in the garden cutting back an enormous fuschia bush at my front gate.
It’s the first time I’ve seen the back of my own head from a distance and I was horrified.
I’m using the lockdown as an opportunity to start shaving my bonce


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:16 pm
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🙂
Innit?

Six months ago I looked like Cousin It.
Luxurious it was, bleedin' lovely.
All wavy and full.
Seriously, I was a God.

Look at it now. Fod like a Tefal advert.
I should sell advertising space.


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 9:21 pm
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You look like you give good hugs, RS. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:08 pm
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That's a lovely thing to say Dez.
Thank you. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:20 pm
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Photo taken to see how much hair I missed tonight in the zombie apocalypse DIY haircut.

Scar from a previous attempt at diy haircut.

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Posted : 24/03/2020 10:25 pm
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Nah, you're going to have explain that one.
Looks serious fella.

Nice knots btw, very symetrical.


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:32 pm
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It’s where he was connected to the Matrix


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:37 pm
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I bloody wish I was still connected to it.lol


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:46 pm
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Nah, you’re going to have explain that one.

His heid really does button up the back?


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 10:53 pm
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Lovely stitching btw.

The orange globule on your ear?


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 11:03 pm
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That's the orange end of my glasses arms I'm glad to say. Lol


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 11:10 pm
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Thank **** for that. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 11:12 pm
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You had me worried for a second till I looked at the pic! Haha!


 
Posted : 24/03/2020 11:24 pm
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@poopscoop - what are your arms doing? is that a shopping basket with mugs in it? Are you being massaged in Dunelm Mill?

Or are your expressing yourself via the medium of contemporary dance?


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 7:59 am
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The orange globule on your ear?

there’s something about poopscoop


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 9:14 am
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Are you being massaged in Dunelm Mill?

I've just SnotBubbled™


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 9:23 am
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Pics can now be added to your profile.


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 9:34 am
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Does seem a little unsanitary to be shaving your head so close to the dishwasher...


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 9:47 am
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His heid really does button up the back?

He's one of the lizard overlords- that's where his flesh suit does up.


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 10:06 am
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Am I the only one disappointed that this is not the instant dried pasta comparison thread I was expecting?
mug shot


 
Posted : 25/03/2020 10:46 am
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@rocketdog we know what you look like

Is that why you are low on tissues?


 
Posted : 29/03/2020 9:37 am
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Welshfarmer how do you get your human to carry you about like that?


 
Posted : 29/03/2020 10:06 am
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https://photos.app.goo.gl/7SUQNRUQtYE2eqTn7
Lucy looking after me during my high temperature confinement.


 
Posted : 29/03/2020 5:03 pm
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Welshfarmer how do you get your human to carry you about like that?

Just me thinking "Total Recall"?


 
Posted : 29/03/2020 6:04 pm
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I can confirm that Rusty spanner is indeed very huggable (I know Sue won't mind). He once gave me a hug at Hit the North.


 
Posted : 30/03/2020 9:19 am
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me and the little lady


 
Posted : 30/03/2020 11:17 am
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well that didn't work....


 
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