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Muc off got me this morning

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 rone
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Muc off did me good this morning.

Almost put this in my basket.

https://muc-off.com/blogs/secret/muc-off-set-to-launch-sex-lube

Anyone else get an email?


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 8:43 am
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Did you go for wet or dry?


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 8:44 am
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 rone
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Ha ha dry all the way man.


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 8:45 am
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Ah they’re just just testing the water, it’ll be on the shelves in Halfords within weeks.

Needs to be bundled as combo tube/lube pack with some joeys and a puncture patch kit.


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:03 am
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Are you required to have a lava lamp before purchasing said lube?


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:05 am
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Nah, that's the result when all the youth use it for the first time.


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:17 am
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I heard it was just wet lube with added tingle (chilli powder).


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:29 am
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They're doing mud in a bottle also

https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/824558


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:33 am
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Just don't use their hand sanitiser instead (which they did sell).


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 9:46 am
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I never liked their lubes - they collect all the dirt and you end up with a sticky congealed mess that is a right pain to clean off


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 12:06 pm
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I'm gonna say that the April Fu has been week this year, has everyone pretty much given up on it?


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 12:08 pm
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Nope, spoke too soon, here's GCN's tuppence worth:


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 12:11 pm
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Muc-Off lubes are the worst. Turn black almost as soon as you’ve spun the pedals. Truly awful product.


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 1:22 pm
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Fat Lad at the Back have launched a range of FLAB appropriate energy gels, including fish and chip flavour and full english flavour.

Pearson have launched an airbag type gilet for crash protection

My favourite so far is Derby velodrome, asking riders to follow the diversions while they do track repairs today...


 
Posted : 01/04/2023 2:05 pm
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Posted : 01/04/2023 2:18 pm

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