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wtf do i do?! 😩
Magic wand yeah?
Paul Daniels DVD?
Just like that.
a poo covered in glitter? a glitter shitter if you will.
Mushrooms?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/magic-stars-chocolate/s?k=magic+stars+chocolate
(though personally I'd go with the mushrooms)
Disappear for a bike ride....
Whatever you do will not be enough. Enjoy living in a bedsit giving all your money to her. Merry Christmas.
Womanizer.
With enough commitment you have enough time to perfect your aural breathing.
Cillit Bang.
Pack of cards and a link to a YouTube how to perform card tricks video
Pull some hare out of your underpants?
Cut her in half
Offer to play hide the sausage with her?
Get her a top hat.
Or a trip to euro Disney.
She’s setting you up for a fall. Throw her out now & move her sister in.
Peloton?
These:
Magic wand yeah?
Then:
Disappear for a bike ride….
😁
This is a bunny boiler alert!
Put the mrs down & RUN for your life 😂
Cillit Bang
Typo.
Get her a fridge.
Watch her little face light up when she opens it.
Inspired by weeksy, a fez.
Run now.... you will fail, we all do.
Is she called Louise?
You are going to need a robe and wizard hat
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat
A welcome mat/magic carpet?
My wife would appreciate a couple of nights away in one of the dark sky parks. Go and see the stars, which really are magical. Or even somewhere to see Aurora Borealis.
Get your wallet out, lifes to short to live without magic 😁😁
Get her a fridge.
Watch her little face light up when she opens it.
https://gfycat.com/imaginativetightblueshark
You are going to need a robe and wizard hat
No sleeve, though.
No sleeve, though.
His wife's providing that one #dontaskhowIknow
Buy her a fridge.
Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.
TrekEX8
Member
Buy her a fridge.
Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.
Hello. I'm Perchy's copyright lawyer. We should talk.
Whoops
A box of Black Magic Chocolates
A Rabbit in a Hat
2 fridges apparently
A rainbow unicorn
A Magicians Cape
And a 64 Impala.
My wife would appreciate a couple of nights away in one of the dark sky parks. Go and see the stars, which really are magical. Or even somewhere to see Aurora Borealis
@gauss1777 I can thoroughly recommend this then. It’s truly superb. We’ve been twice now and want to go back again.
To the op: you’re dead mate. run now while you still can. Take a bike if you want, futile if you ask me. Did you want flowers?
A box of Black Magic
and a ducking stool.
How about ' Melody Mountain'a CD by Susannah and the Magical Orchestra ?
New Hoover , as if by magic she will dissapear
Ditto New Iron
Ditto New Fridge(s)
Dishwasher ? Dirty plates come out clean , as if by magic ....
A box set of Mr Benn episodes on DVD, so much magic
Buy her a bottle and a glass.
what every girl really wants.-
Powerkite
Sexist.
Do some real magic.
Make a baby appear in her tummy.
The first part of the process is fun... 🙂
Lol at flashys’ typo comment 🤣
You'll like this. Not a lot, but you'll like it!
I just want to say how much I love threads like this. I have nothing more to add.
A scary request, for sure, but at least your wife still believes in magic. Mine asked for the warmest long johns I could find. To be clear, she was talking about the best insulating, not the most recently worn.
You could remind her she's not 6 years old and life isn't a Disney film.
Just get her a number 3 balloon. It's the magic number.
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
- Arthur C Clarke
Should give you some scope.
man i feel for you - i get this shit all the time and it's draining, move that the emotional requests and you feel like the ground would swallow you up! However in the best STW type advise - Magic yourself somewhere nice away from here and say "that's you present, peace from me"....
wtf do i do?!
I'd probably just divorce her.
Threesome? If it doesn't impress then at least you'll be happy.
Or the previous suggestion of Northern Lights trip might be more sensible. But pleasure not guaranteed... unlike the thresome.
Take her to Tahiti.
It's a magical place.
What could be more magical than a ... unicorn? They have this pretend lego in Lidl at the mo. It's magical and beautiful.
Vacuum cleaner?
Now you see dirt, now it’s gone as well as your marriage 😀
New patio with sparkling slabs ,proper magical.
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I hope your partners had a pleasant Christmas.
🙂
LOL
You're welcome... 😳
Proud supporter of Singletrack…..
Thanks to you guys and especially the 26 sales that resulted you have added £160 of affiliate commission to the Singletrack cause, making Lovehoney the 2nd largest single affiliate earner in December.
If i'm honest, now i'm not looking forward to the review of the latest 29er in Fresh Good Friday.
I'm sure the editorial team is beavering away producing some crossover feature content to tap this lucrative new market.
Sponsored by Spank, perhaps.
I’d just like to say thank you to the 443 people who clicked on the Lovehoney links in this thread. Thanks to you guys and especially the 26 sales that resulted you have added £160 of affiliate commission to the Singletrack cause, making Lovehoney the 2nd largest single affiliate earner in December.
With that level of data access I reckon STW Towers are the source of all those "I caught you w***ing on your webcam!" emails I keep received. It's all a front for a lucrative blackmail gang.
That's all very well, but did @pcosmic survive Christmas??? #Pray4pcosmic
Late to the party here but could you tempt her with an ale?
Mine asked for the warmest long johns
Erm, yeah. About that...
FGF will be fun next week....