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I hate next door's cat.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 12:26 pm
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Said cat probably hates you too. Hates you enough to turd on your lawn. You must be horrible.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 12:30 pm
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****ing stinks, murderous thoughts of using the mower on said cats arse have often been considered


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 1:39 pm
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At least it's not your car keys.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 1:42 pm
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Look next time and don't leave it so long between mows you lazy bastard.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 1:47 pm
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Ah, Yes.

Shredded pcb.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 8:11 pm
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Get a cat yourself


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 8:48 pm
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Get a cat yourself

Or a lion 🦁

Edit: I accept that is still a kind of cat 🙀


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 8:51 pm
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Freeze it and hammer it into their lawn….or something…?


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 9:08 pm
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I found keeping the hose pipe out, in view, near our lawn has stopped the local cats from crapping all over it.

This may be tangentially linked to the recent period where said hose pipe would be used to liberally douse any cats that I happened to catch in our garden. Fun times.


 
Posted : 14/07/2021 11:08 pm
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Could be like that cucumber thing where they assume it’s a snake and therefore a threat..


 
Posted : 15/07/2021 8:23 am
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Give it a tug and if it doesnt lift you should be good to go.
Only take about a third off the top though....
Be very careful if strimming freshly laid turd


 
Posted : 15/07/2021 9:02 am
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White pepper and human pee, if apparently good at putting them off... well I think it a good reason to pee in the garden anyways (partner isn't so happy when I do it in the front garden ;D )
Though the RSPCAdon't make mention of these options.. automatic garden sprayer sounds like the simplist option


 
Posted : 15/07/2021 10:06 am

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