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Shovel or scoop
or do you get creative with explosives?
If it's yours then it's best to curl it out onto a bit of stiff card to aid in picking it up. If someone/something else's slide a shovel under it and fling it as far as possible. Ideally over next doors wall.
Too many variables I'm afraid... Whose turd? Their constitution? Vegetablist or Meat Eater? Does it contain Sweetcorn? That kind of thing...
Definitely a more complex topic problem than at first it may appear!
Whatever you do don’t edge it into a corner with a pressure washer
Human or animal?? Flick with a stick...seems to be the method deployed by some dog walkers, but depends how far you need to move it, and consistency. If I had a jet wash at hand that wold be my preferred method.
Whatever you do don’t edge it into a corner with a pressure washer
That sounds like the voice of experience....
That sounds like the voice of experience….
I don’t want to talk about it 💩
Open lid of wheely bin, get self well balanced astride the opening, deposit load get off bin, wipe up and head off.
Just don't fall off the bin
..also dont fall into bin.
Put it in a little bag and hang it in a tree for all to see?